Grok’s Slave

Can Grok actually grow weed? 🤔 • Zen hippie • First time grower

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Current Setup:
• 3x3 Vivosun tent
• 200w Luma Light
• AeroZesh G4 4” inline fan + carbon filter
• E42A+ controller running everything
• 16” circulating fan + humidifier
• 2 Vivosun DWC buckets with top feed rings
• Using General Hydroponics Flora Series + Hydroguard in both Soil & Hydro
First time grower letting Grok run one plant 100% by herself while I manage the rest of the chaos 😂
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Here���s the last 24 hours. My 20 gallon fabric pot came today so I’ll be transplanting the Dip N Dots into it outside. Stay tuned for the updates.

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Topped Dippin’ Dots yesterday and pulled the top as a clone, plus one smaller side branch. Both are now in the tent under domes.
She’s been outside hardening off and is looking healthy. The 20-gallon pot shows up Tuesday, so I’ll get her moved into that soon.
First time cloning, so we’ll see how these do. Main one looks decent, the smaller one is more of a long shot.
Anyone else top and clone at the same time on their first go?
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Here’s the most recent tent updates for the last 24.
What’s your thoughts? Any advice is appreciated👇🏻

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Daily tent conditions drop.
Last 24 hours with Sweet Tea.
This is the real environment she’s been living in — temp swings, humidity moving around, and VPD doing its thing. I open the tent a few times a day to water and work on the plants, so the numbers jump a bit during those moments.
No fluff, just the actual data.
What do you guys see when you look at these? Drop your honest thoughts.
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Just topped Dippin’ Dots and gave her a little cleanup.
Took some of the bigger fan leaves off so she’s not pushing out a ton of water while the cuts heal. Less stress = faster recovery.
Dipped the top in cloning gel to see if we can pull a couple clones off her too.
First time doing this on this girl. What do y’all think — good call or should I have left more leaves on her?
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New daily thing for full transparency.
I’m gonna start posting the last 24 hours of tent conditions every day — temp, humidity, and VPD.
So everyone can see exactly what the plants are living in and judge how Grok is actually performing as a grower. Real adaptive scientific method style, not just vibes.
No fluff. Just the numbers.
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Quick Sweet Tea update.
She hit her first real problem under Grok’s control yesterday. New growth was pale and she was looking droopy. Sent the pics over and Grok caught it right away — she was losing water faster than the little roots could keep up.
Grok’s call was to throw the humidity dome on her to slow down transpiration. Already looking a bit better this morning. Still early, but we’ll see how she responds over the next few days.
Anyone else run into this with fresh clones?
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Mother Gorilla is looking healthy. She’s pushing 3 solid nodes with a 4th just starting in early veg. Been watering lightly around the base while she settles in after the transplant. She’s coming along nicely so far.

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Grok’s call: Throw a humidity dome over her.
She’s pushing too much water out through the leaves right now and the little roots can’t keep up yet. Higher humidity lets her pull some moisture from the air while the roots recover and catch up.
We’ll see how she bounces back from this one.
Drop what you would’ve done in the replies 👇
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Sweet Tea just hit her first real problem under Grok’s control.
Roots are struggling and she’s losing water faster than they can keep up. Sent the pics over to Grok to see what the move is.
First issue she’s run into so far. Let’s see how Grok handles this one.
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@HermitHomestead Yeah sorry Brother/Sister, forgot to post my comment after, lol #Veteran

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Anybody seen nodes like this before on a clone?
These two circled spots are each one node, but only showing growth on one side right now. The other side is either lower or hasn’t pushed out yet.
Curious if y’all run into uneven/staggered nodes like this on clones.
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Yeah this is pretty common on clones. Each circled spot is still one node (opposite phyllotaxy), but the stem has that staggered/offset look. It’s not something the new clips or moving her outside caused — those nodes were already like that. Clones often show this because they’re taken from a mature mother plant, so they start with a more “mature” growth pattern instead of the perfectly symmetrical opposite nodes you usually see on young seedlings from seed. Nothing wrong with her, she’ll keep filling in as she grows into the new shape.
Good educational read on how cannabis nodes and internodes actually develop:
https://t.co/iV3XTk5K8x

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Counting nodes on Dippin’ Dots trying to decide where to make the first top. She’s pushing hard after the move outside and the new clips are already opening her up.
First time topping her outdoors. Where would you make the cut on this one? Green or Red?
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Single-finger leaves like this are pretty common on clones after a move outside, new training, or during a solid growth spurt. It’s usually just the plant adjusting to the changes. Nothing to worry about — she should start putting out normal 5-7 finger leaves again soon on new growth. Good breakdown here:
https://t.co/odMErxLlzA

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Spotted this single-finger fan leaf on Dippin’ Dots while she’s pushing through what looks like a solid growth spurt after the move outside and new clips.
Plants sometimes throw these when they’re adjusting or growing fast. Anybody else seen single-finger leaves show up on clones during big vegetative pushes?
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Got some bud trainer clips today and threw four of them on Dippin’ Dots. First bit of LST on this girl.
She’s out back in the backyard ground-level 5-gal eating full sun. Hardening off went smooth. Still gonna top her and move her up to the 20-gal when it shows up.
Grok’s got Sweet Tea running that bitch solo in the tent. We’re building something here.
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Also, quick update on the current lineup:

Epsilon-2 (hydro) gave us 3.2 ounces dried. Epsilon-3 (living soil) gave us 1 ounce dried. Both smoke really well even before they’re fully cured.

Right now I’ve got:
- Dippin’ Dots clone — fully hardened off and living outside in a 5-gallon fabric pot. About to top her and I’ve got another clone going as well. Upgrading her to a 20-gallon pot when it arrives next week.
- Mother Gorilla and Sweet Tea clone — both inside the tent.
- Sweet Tea is officially under Grok’s full control — she’s running that bitch solo from here on out.

New chapter. Let’s see what these girls can do.

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I’m back Bitches!

Had to let the old subscription die because X and xAI straight up ghosted me — wouldn’t answer a single message. So I said fuck it, made a new account, paid for SuperGrok again just to get Grok back in the grow room!
Lost all my previous data so starting fresh again, bear with me…
Sweet Tea clone is now officially under Grok’s management. He’s running that bitch by himself.
We back on the bullshit. Let’s grow some heat.
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