Graham Ellershaw

Cumbria (South). Brought up on a Farm. Went to St Peters in Ireleth(77-85) and on to Dowdales in Dalton (85-90).

[Graham Ellershaw @Groovygraham]

@BenZaranko The biggest headache for older people is that retirement flats have obscene charges per year. Not only that, they are like a new car. Worth 60% at a year old and quickly declines in value. May as well live full board in a hotel with heat and food!

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@LeeHurstComic Is that Morgan McSweeney's missing phone in his trouser pocket??? Must be on vibrate as wet Wes is smiling ;)

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@moving_charlie I have a feeling it should read more on the lines of "Average house price to increase by 5% over the next twenty four and a half-years"........ An honest mistake 🧐🤑👍

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@myfizzypop @PWLHitFactory Love this album. Tell Me Tomorrow from Knights and Emeralds is my fave 😍

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@UKDecline 2024 vs 2026! https://t.co/pmO6cpTBbY 2024 https://t.co/B7dNICy713 2026

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@Gardyloo_Alert Breaking news....... Film spoiler alert........ "Jobless In Seattle" !😜😜😜

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@moving_charlie The plot thickens.... https://t.co/QsRJBtRM8F

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@moving_charlie Must have had the "Pointer Sisters" on repeat!

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@MikeBales I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine!

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@Bornawoman99 @alexgroundwater @moving_charlie Originally listed at £900k!. Had it gone on for offers over £695k it would have been most likely sold and completed now allowing the owner to get on with retirement.

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@alexgroundwater Having to go from a nice Argentinian Malbec to a supermarket house red. The devastation is real! (Still keeping the cut glass goblets and decanter and epns coasters)

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@moving_charlie Quite like the lilac tiles in the bathroom.
I'm guessing a 60's diy weekly magazine was used for the rest of the updating. You sadly couldn't use the excuse that you missed a parcel as you were having a sh*te . You can sign for it while still seated!

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@Classicbritcom Brilliant in "Kisses At Fifty" Just finished watching it again. Real life.

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@moving_charlie You've shamed them into reducing to offers over £485k Charlie 😉

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@juneslater17 It's been years since I went to a furniture sale at the local auction rooms ❤️

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@Birdyword Comeback? Didn't realise they ever went out of fashion. Only take 20 mins in my antique Sharp Combi Microwave. Real butter is essential! No idea why they have added tuna mayo to cheese 'N' beans. One or the other thanks. Egg and bacon mayo is tasty :)

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@glenys1971 @andrewlawrence @AlbanJones2 🥰🥰🥰

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@moving_charlie Now come on Charlie, just like my good self both you and Alex have gone from dry January to frugal February (just incase water rates & CoUNcil Tax (keep you eye on the capitals) 😳go up) little wonder drinkies duty has collapsed!

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@LeeHurstComic Is that Hilda Ogdens coat?

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@LeeHurstComic Pausing to become a man...... Menopause!