@_vandul@ForBig45213 Well guess what, you drooling retard? We're blaming you for it anyway. Get naked on camera and send me 430 dollars right the fuck now.
@ShitpostRock My theory is 60% of hunk fanatics are shitskin ESL'ers who's fuckass abuela let them rot their brain on death battle videos for their entire childhood and now demand a spreadsheet to prove a man can be killed by an axe to the throat. The other 40% are /k/ autistics.
@Dandeli0ness@SkibidiGroyper7@BobBill0420 "Male power fantasy design"
Y'know its always been a meme that historical feminism is rife with terminology it refuses to define in a workable manner, but this is getting ridiculous.
@TurtlesTweets_@SynthPotato No, they rule. You're just brain damaged, and the moment you experience the most minor friction in your enjoyment, you throw the game down like a retarded child failing to open a pack of fruit snacks. Die immediately for my amusement.
@ReviPCMR@ShitpostRock You start with the 96 original because its excellently designed and serves as a perfect introduction to the puzzle box format the classic games used.
And if thats too big of an ask, you should probably take up more constructive hobbies for your IQ range. Like playing in traffic
@Wicked0547@KingSavageAxe A gigantic chunk of what makes classic RE fun is properly routing and knowing precisely what you need on hand at that moment in such a limited inventory space. At this point i think you dorks just want the game to play itself while you clap your feet in front of your monitor.
@engaged_rage@Tyras_Mikhail See this is what's being missed by so many of these dorks. He's a heartwarming example of nerd wish fulfillment and it made him a truly iconic character.
@reign_x1@DireRavennn The original re2 had an amazing soundtrack and to see that neglected for nothing is a shame.
I think if anyone is a sped here, it's the blank faced unemotional retard who doesnt understand why that's an issue.
@MercyBuzzard13@DeanGagaKennedy I mean think about it for a second. Thats an entirely untapped style of survival horror. Competent and experienced but deeply limited by age. I honestly wouldnt mind seeing a crack at that, it could work really well. A different shade of vulnerability.
@rocknrollscars Hilarious state of affairs when the most basic "posers fuck off" design you'd see stuck on a guitar case at a 1994 basement show sends people into a defensive flurry of whining.
@King_Sukunaaa Its not an allegory. He literally shoves three fingers in his ass and then forces tony to sniff them less than 20 seconds after this. Did you even watch the movie?
@gurokaji Mhm...and who "actually" is he? I dont think ive ever seen someone so desperately try to wholesome chungisify the protagonist of an antisocial behavior sim.
@BeAfraid_Movies Dawn of the dead? Nah, that was RE2 and 3's territory. Down to george romero himself directing the live action trailer. RE9's semi-concious gravewalkers are purely return of the living dead. Inarguable.