samantha gutstadt

mom. actress. content creator. blogger. wannabe pro tennis player.

[samantha gutstadt @gutstadt]

@AirCanada you should do better. Your check in staff make what is already stressful (travel) more stressful and create problems where there shouldn’t be. Do better #aircanada

[samantha gutstadt @gutstadt]

“She was doing planks not twerking.” is one of the best things I’ve heard all day.

[samantha gutstadt @gutstadt]

I’m not saying I want to lick the floor of a bar but I want to know I can. #germs #OmicronVarient #Rona

[Brendan Brown @mrbgb]

the only time the camera didn’t have a sticker on it last night ❌ 📸 @gutstadt thank you for an insanely fun NYE @ The San Vicente Bungalows https://t.co/DE4nasKNnG

[samantha gutstadt @gutstadt]

@ALRedgrave let’s chat! Have a case we want to talk about!

[samantha gutstadt @gutstadt]

@lovestalgia @bridgerton 1745 seems so simple. Honor seemed very important...

[samantha gutstadt @gutstadt]

I’m just going to binge @Outlander_STARZ and simpler times. 🥴

[samantha gutstadt @gutstadt]

Me: Someone should cancel this TV show, I’m so over it.
Also me: oh wait. This sh*ts real...

[samantha gutstadt @gutstadt]

@ericschwartz Same. I feel like we live in some terrible TV drama that has kept going way past its prime.

[Eric Schwartz @ericschwartz]

I've had more trouble getting into Hyde Sunset than those people did the Captiol building today.

[samantha gutstadt @gutstadt]

@jasonsfolly It’s insanity!

[Jason Isaacs @jasonsfolly]

Last June peaceful protestors against a racist murder were beaten and gassed near the Capitol. Today Trump thugs stormed the building unchallenged, directly from a rally where he deliberately stoked their violence with lies. May he be flushed round the U-bend of history forever.

[samantha gutstadt @gutstadt]

Are we living in an episode of #homeland ?!

[samantha gutstadt @gutstadt]

Why do I keep getting @Groupon emails about a #breastaugmentation ?! Is my husband googling #boobjobs on my phone?! 😂😜

[samantha gutstadt @gutstadt]

So my 6 year old only FaceTime’s his grandparents when he’s sitting on the toilet. #win? 🥴😂

[samantha gutstadt @gutstadt]

I just woke up from a dream where no one was wearing masks and I wasn’t sure how to feel about that.

[samantha gutstadt @gutstadt]

How many @Roblox dollars does it cost for everyone to leave me alone to binge @Outlander_STARZ season 1? Asking for a friend.

[samantha gutstadt @gutstadt]

Me: Hey guys, it’s Ron’s Birthday today!
My Mom: Happy Birthday Ron! Wishing you a year of lots of happiness, laughter and success with your beautiful family.
Me: Mom, Ron’s not here.
Mom: Where is he?!
Me: Not on the group text reminding you to wish him a Happy Birthday 🥴

[samantha gutstadt @gutstadt]

Me: Mom, you gotta check out my new podcast!
My Mom: Will you show me how to watch that on my TV?
#technologie #generationgap #podcast #lostintranslation #moms