I will never stop being confused by people saying shit like "a trans" to refer to trans people. A trans *what* dude, its a fucking adjective. Gesturing at a nice ripe banana on my counter all like "Wow, I love a yellow."
life is actually more fun and you'll be happier if you just embrace the fact that you're a fucked up pervert and you do fucked up pervert stuff with other fucked up perverts.