That Guy

Guy from…..DTW ➡️ LAX ➡️ TPA

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

There is a controversy in my city, if your house is lit up w/blue lights you apparently value the police K9 #AXE that was killed in the line of duty over the now dead criminal that killed him & was prepared to take human lives.

My house lit up like Clark Griswold

@FOX2News

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

@laceylesplantes

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

@camogrizzly @erinwillett This is absolutely the angle.

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

Well I didn’t plan on flying to Philly tomorrow yet her I am packing.

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

@butwhatamess Rip to your DM’s with offers you didn’t ask for!

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

@IrrationalBrat I mean you’re badly behaved and that’s why we’re friends

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

@scrubsandsauv F that couple! Also I have no clue who you’re talking about

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

@beautyandblanc Based on your posts I’m shocked that you are shocked.

Your “new family” could not possibly be waiving a bigger red flag.

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

Rough fucking week so far

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

$450 a night and room service ends at 10pm.

This is my origin story…

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

Cashier: your total is 1492
Me: hey that’s when Columbus sailed the ocean blue!
Cashier: dude! That’s what i thought too!
Everyone else: Jesus shut up!

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

@IrrationalBrat That’s why avoid old wives. 😆😆😆

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

@idntfxckwithyou I’ve flown in & out hours before and after meetings for many years. So of us are busy. lol

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

So tomorrow I fire her boss because he should have been monitoring her calls. In the end the customer gets “fired” the supervisor gets fired and the employee ultimately gets her poor performance exposed and fired.

Why can’t people just fucking act right???

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

Today’s work drama- Helpdesk employees answered a call and did perhaps the worst job anyone could have ever done.

The customer got so frustrated he said “you must be African American because the white girls never treat me this way.

1/?

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

BUT the woman’s performance was so incredibly bad she should be fired. We’ve since pulled a sample of her previous calls. She should not be employed.

If I fire her it will likely end poorly. So now I keep her around until it happens again.

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

@beautyandblanc You are marrying the family not just the son. I wish someone would have beat that into my head before I got married.

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

@IrrationalBrat Are the birds inside or outside of your house???? 😆😆

[That Guy @GuyfromDetroit]

@blakes_online If you call it a burden you’ve answered your question. if you’re a man you take ownership & make an attempt. If she doesn’t come back with the same energy then you move on.

But if you ask strangers on the internet for advice she recognized that and you never had a chance