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GOR GOR MUST DIE TOUR ON SALE FRIDAY 🎫 PRE-ORDER THE PINK 7” NOW!

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As you know, Gor Gor has returned and he has struck back and now GOR GOR MUST DIE! Be apart of this momentous occasion as we bring Gor Gor to his demise! Tickets go on sale Friday at 10am local https://t.co/XxGgS2Lr6D

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96 bottles of rye on the wall. 96 bottles of rye. Take one down, pass it around or don't because we don't judge.
There are 96 bottles of our Catoctin Creek Ragnorök Rye dispersed across ABC stores. Go find them.

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And an honor it was... SIKE! WE DO NOT NEED HONOR FOR WE ARE THE MOST HONORABLE CREATURES IN ALL OF THE UNIVERSE! YOUR PUNY HUMAN HONOR MEANS NOTHING TO US, FOR WE ARE FAR MORE SUPERIOR THAN YOU WILL EVER BE!

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Supporters can access exclusive Chuck Varga merchandise, including a new t-shirt featuring Chuck's artwork, and bid on The Sexecutioner's Axe, with proceeds going to Chuck and Bambi.
https://t.co/6gy9YyFNPR.

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Chuck Varga, a founding member of GWAR and The Sexecutioner from 1985 to 2022, is currently battling cancer, and he and his wife, Bambi, are facing significant medical and financial challenges. We have launched a fundraiser to help cover his medical expenses.

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Don't forget about our newest CUTTLEFISH OF CTHULHU: LIMITED PINK VARIANT for when you're feelin' a little...pretty in pink.

Shop now at https://t.co/JqVkVlsDKB

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The Pink Seven Inch pre-orders are officially on their way! For the rest of you out there that didn't pre-order, you call yourself a GWAR fan?? Luckily for you, you can still give us all your money when they hit retail locations on June 26th.

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BELIEVE IT MAGGOTS. OUR TERROR REIGNS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST IMAGINATION.

Credit: TT @absurdist.io

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READ NOW BOHABS https://t.co/jNWQ8lFG2n

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Now go row row row your boat Norway, all the way to CHUM town. Your overlords will take it from here.

Credit: TT: @hockinghillsmetalhead

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THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT GOR GOR WISHED FOR. NOW BEND OVER.

Credit: @Kevinwilsonncy

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RIOT FEST! RIOT FEST! RIOT FEST! Who doesn't love a festival about rioting!?
See you September 18th!

1-day and 2-day passes go on sale tomorrow!

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HUMAN SCUM! SEPTEMBER MEANS BACK TO GWAR MONTH! We will joined on the road by Weedeater & Brat. For those lucky enough to be living near these locations, your attendance is expected and we will not be accepting no for an answer. Tickets on sale Friday!
https://t.co/QdVVMgnFvN

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We can confirm that @RollingStone has some non-imbeciles working there. 👍
https://t.co/rtykLdItvW

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FIFA stands for farts in face always. Or at least thats how we would feel in a crowded stadium like this, with all you humans... Since we don't feel like farting, we're changing the FIFA World Cup to the GIGA Gorld Gup. Yep, or erm, Gep.

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Think you can out-horror us @obsession @backrooms @hokum @mothermary ?!?!?!? Think again. The scariest movie you've ever seen begins October 27th. It's called Gor Gor Must Die.

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BURN, SYRACUSE, BURNNNNN. HEADING OVER TO ENDLESS FIRES FEST TO MELT YOUR BRAINSSSSSSS. PREPARE. FOR. DOOM.

https://t.co/MzwjF8zTYo FOR TICKETS FOOLS.

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READ BOHABS: https://t.co/7h1egShtDR

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RIOT FEST WE’RE BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW, AND WE'LL END YOU SOON.

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SO, HEARD YOU BOHABS TAKE EDUCATION "SERIOUSLY" AND THROW PARTIES FOR THIS? WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS WHO NEED CONTSTANT VALIDATION.

Credit: @ralpharvesen

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GWAR Berserker Mode Nitro Cold Brew Cans ONLY available at Spooky Empire May 29th-31st! COLLECT THEM ALL!!