Marc Weber

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

http://t.co/19CSZOXISC "Just saw this text." Just saw this lie.

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

Fruit and urinal give a bad name to cakes everywhere. http://t.co/qtWrqaQG1M

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

http://t.co/HxGauZLtzw A toilet seat left up in the ladies room can only mean one thing. Lady cocks.

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

http://t.co/5dHr4ZSUbX I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/xcDdnfMSNs

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

http://t.co/QWCLhZEhgX How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/LrMqXccpkR

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

http://t.co/hScoyIWYxr It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/RKQRlyR839

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

http://t.co/cFcrAQ1MOK Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat. http://t.co/4PWzveHs

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me :( http://t.co/hYVTec04

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

http://t.co/4ShuojF7 I am a recovering redneck. It's been three weeks since I dry humped a cousin.

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

http://t.co/JkQqFRLR Watching "Annie" all I could think was, "That redhead kid is going to make a hideous adult."

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

just reached level 105 on Original Gangstaz on my iPhone! Click the link to join my gang http://t.co/48CduQL #iphone #ipod #ipad #OG

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

just reached level 100 on Original Gangstaz on my iPhone! Click the link to join my gang http://t.co/48CduQL #iphone #ipod #ipad #OG

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

just reached level 95 on Original Gangstaz on my iPhone! Click the link to join my gang http://t.co/48CduQL #iphone #ipod #ipad #OG

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

just reached level 90 on Original Gangstaz on my iPhone! Click the link to join my gang http://t.co/48CduQL #iphone #ipod #ipad #OG

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

just reached level 85 on Original Gangstaz on my iPhone! Click the link to join my gang http://t.co/48CduQL #iphone #ipod #ipad #OG

[Marc Weber @hi2016]

just reached level 80 on Original Gangstaz on my iPhone! Click the link to join my gang http://t.co/48CduQL #iphone #ipod #ipad #OG