Aviv K

profile pic created by me, Dima, and Crystal

[SwaggerSouls @SwaggerSouls]

This is Bear, my new kitten 😻

Still not 100% on the name, so I’ll let twitter do its thing

Most liked reply in 24 hours will be her new name 🐱

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

THE TEN COVID-MENTS

Thou shalt stay home.
Thou shalt not gather in groups.
Thou shalt not panic.
Thou shalt not hoard TP.
Wash thy hands.
Honor thy curfew.
Check on loved ones.
Do not COVID thy neighbor's wife.
Seriously, THOU SHALT STAY HOME .
Thou shalt make the best of it.

[memes i found online @internet_posts]

Wake up bitch, it's time to sin.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The virus affecting Iran this month is still not as bad as the one that's been affecting it since 1979.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Ram and I would both like you to stop killing in our names.
You know why?
Because we're IMAGINARY, you stupid jackasses.
#DelhiRiots

[Satan @s8n]

Murderer : any last words?

Me : please, I have so much to live for.

Murderer : really?

Me : lmao no pls hurry up

[Satan @s8n]

Who wants to sneak into Heaven and pet some dogs with me?

[Satan @s8n]

*accidentally bumps into someone*

Them : Jesus Christ, watch where you’re going.

Me : wtf did u just call me?

[Satan @s8n]

For the last time! I don’t run a damn daycare! Vaccinate your kids!

[Satan @s8n]

Up late in tears because I’m still not verified

[Satan @s8n]

What’s up you stupid bitch

[Satan @s8n]

I’m proud of all of you!

[Satan @s8n]

I’m so close to 2 million what do I do

[Satan @s8n]

Wake up you stupid slut it’s time to sin

[Satan @s8n]

Come to hell we have equal rights

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Twitter can’t verify Me because you can’t either.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I don't believe democracy is about billionaires and corporations buying elections.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You don't have to wait for the end of the world. It ends a little every day.