Barber_Hajam

Hamare center me bade bado ke halala karwaye hai. Full satisfaction guaranteed.

Non-Halal specialist.

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Agar kisi momin ko lage ki uska pehli baar sahi se na kaata gaya ho to raabta karein. Hum sabse acha kaat dete hai, aisa ki chapri ludkiya bhi sharma jaye. Ek baar aao aur khud check karo.

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@MeghUpdates Masha Dalla kya khabsoorat nazara hai. Tent me bsd waali ka noor tapak raha Masha Dalla

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@pranavpradhi1 Tatte chaatne ka level 9000 achieved.

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@desimojito Masha dalla, kya boobs hai.

Hilale Paxtan waale toh pay karenge dekhne ke liye

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@ThtKashmiriGuy Suicide by cop.

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@Gabbar0099 Faakstan: Golden period of Faakstan economy.

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@Muslim_ITCell According to sources Asad was playing LUDO with his new step mother.

LUDO khelo, ammi pelo, bokri pelo

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@JaipurDialogues Ye unemployed nahi,

Unemployable jha2 hai

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@SaifAhmadSaiif1 Cousin Sakina ke burqe me ghuskar Biryani aur kaboob ke paad soonghne waale landure cutlet, Chuslim toh pakka jayenge.

Aur gaand tudwayenge. Ola hu boober

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@CJP_for_India Lungi barabar pehen landure, tera agenda dikh raha hai

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@qureshi2_sultan @softspoken04 Asli culture toh Aisha ko 9 saal ki umr me ghodi banana hai.

Phir cousin Zainab ko uske pati se cheen lena hai.

VERY TASTY KULCHA

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@TRexbpit @qureshi2_sultan @softspoken04 Wo toh pehle se kata hua hai

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@DrNimoYadav

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@vijendrajaswal @DrNimoYadav And 99 election losses.

Fcking losers.

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@Bij_uji Bhikmange tu nahin afford kar sakta LPG. Sad reality ki batti banakar bhund me ghusa, chutiye.

FATAAN ki gaand lagegi dekh liyo

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@iamdisha07 As an individual who has no fucking influence, you should mind your own business.

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@Mubashir_AIMIM FAFO hota hai lodu

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@MrinalPande1 Lodu qom bokri aur behen me fark nahi karti.

Tune kiska le liya jo lodu ban gyi?

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@anushakunmittal Wrong.

Gen G (gendu gen) prefers it in the butt.

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@KindaSabrful Toh mulle ka lulla kyu lete ho dubur me?

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@mohitlaws Lodu, ab toh Guha ne bhi give up maar diya, tu kaunsa pipe le raha gaamnd me?