catty

Literal gold digger

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

After party’s are for wankers I’m getting straight of after the gigs get my beauty sleep this level of sexiness doesn’t happen by staying up talking bollox to bellends

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

That was a nice hour long twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow

[georgie @georgsoup]

icarus before fucking dying

[samantha @milkygoddess]

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

[mae @maespov]

fuck BeReal i want to BeDead

[joey @JoeWehnert]

bereal going crazy

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

therapy: $500

tattoo: $500 but cooler

[trash jones @jzux]

me the earth

🤝

getting a little hotter and
a little worse every day

[clintoris @clintoris]

Blocking him isn’t enough I need to watch his hairline recede

[internet baby @kirkpate]

julia fox doing her signature eye makeup with mud from the hot springs is so funny

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

by age 25 you should have one going out outfit (fancy), one going out outfit (slutty), and 42 interchangeable cute black tops to wear with jeans

[Astral Resources @AstralRes_AAR]

Exceptional New Drill Results Show Potential To Grow 500,000 oz Mandilla Resource. Released to the market this morning, read the highlights and announcement here: https://t.co/8gy3X3alMz #aarasx $aar #aar $aar.ax #kalgoorlie #asx #asxnews #asxmarket #goldmining #goldexplorers

[Flo🌻 @FloSimpsonn]

Don’t you just love men 🤮

No judging my opening question okay🤣 it normally gets hilarious responses!

[big umami milkers @jaxdellosso]

The final boss on bumble

[catty @halfthaicatty]

@MissH_Y4 I'm actually embarrassed Lauren 😭

[catty @halfthaicatty]

Unreal that my ex just used his fleshlight for clout on insta pretending he just found it on the side of the road