John Taylorhausen

⚾️ - @Angels
🏈 - @Browns
🏒 - @Canadiens
🤼 - @DanhausenAD

[COUSIN BEEF @BEEFTCB]

COLLISION BEEF

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📸: @Brainbuster__

[PUDDY and Nala the video game official @codyreidfilms]

@DanhausenAD Fixed it again for you.

[John Taylorhausen @HalosFanArizona]

@codyreidfilms @DanhausenAD Tremendous

[John Taylorhausen @HalosFanArizona]

@DanhausenAD Love that Sommarhausen

[Super Halo Bros. ⚾️ @SuperHaloBros]

What people are not understanding is that Mr. Beast buying the Angels is the equivalent of Disney buying the Angels in the 90s.

#RepTheHalo #GoHalos #Angels #LTBU

[John Taylorhausen @HalosFanArizona]

@SuperHaloBros I was thinking the same thing. I know we are desperate to get the Angels out from under Arte's old ass fingers, but going from Arte to Mr Beast won't be the W people think it would be.

An improvement? Probably

I still don't believe it'll happen though

[John Taylorhausen @HalosFanArizona]

As a longtime fanhausen It still makes me smile anytime I hear "WWE Superstar Danhausen" but Danhausen's conquest of the mainstream is so awesome to watch.

#Knickshausen

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

.@DanhausenAD joined Hoop Streams before Game 3 of the NBA Finals 🏆

Thankfully, he uncursed the Knicks 😂

[John Taylorhausen @HalosFanArizona]

and then The Miz put Ketchup on the steak.

Danhausen's mortal foe (Not The Miz but Ketchup)

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen overheard @mikethemiz at the Italian restaurant bistro say “give me the best thing on the menu because I’m the Miz and I’m awesome” and they gave him a well done steak.

CURSED.

[John Taylorhausen @HalosFanArizona]

@AndyNemmity Good to see you Andy, I know you're over on BlueSky but I keep forgetting to logon over there.

Excited to play this!

[🏴‍☠️Perry The Pirate🏴‍☠️ @PerryBurner]

The angels need to forfeit the season

[COUSIN BEEF @BEEFTCB]

FEELING ALIVE IN DEFEAT!!!

FELT GOOD TO BE BACK ON COLLISION AND ON THE TELEVISION!!!

BEEF IS NOTHING WITH THE PEOPLE.

❤️

[John Taylorhausen @HalosFanArizona]

@BEEFTCB Seeing you on TV always makes me smile dude.

[John Taylorhausen @HalosFanArizona]

This is so cool! Harley is so talented and entertaining!

[Denise 'Hollywood' Salcedo @_denisesalcedo]

🚨 LIVE SHOW GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! 🚨 PLEASE REPOST! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

HARLEY CAMERON will be my very special guest at my LIVE SHOW during AEW Forbidden Door weekend, on JUNE 27TH!!!! 💜

She's super funny and talented so I can't wait to have her on stage with me! It's gonna be a blast! 🔥

SHOW INFO:
Date: Saturday June 27, 2026

Time:
VIP Doors at 2pm
Pre-Show Q&A at 2:30-3pm
Live Podcast: 3:30pm-4:45pm

Location: Rooster T Feathers Comedy Club 157 W El Camino Real, Sunnyvale CA 94087

GET YOUR TICKETS: https://t.co/YK5jeoat1X

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.

Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.

PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.

[Adrian Hernandez @UnlikelyAdrian]

Danhausen is about to win an NBA Finals MVP Trophy

[John Taylorhausen @HalosFanArizona]

@nyknicks

[John Taylorhausen @HalosFanArizona]

@JuanWWETNA Glad to have you around my friend

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Has anyone thought about how powerful Danhausen is yet today?

KNICKSHAUSEN

[John Taylorhausen @HalosFanArizona]

@DanhausenAD Soon Danhausen will be WWE Hall of Famer AND NBA Champion!

[John Taylorhausen @HalosFanArizona]

Dear @NBA give @DanhausenAD that golden basketball trophy when the Knicks win the NBA Title

[NBA @NBA]

THE NEW YORK KNICKS HOLD ON TO TAKE A 2-0 SERIES LEAD 🚨🚨