Hallie Sheehy

You are a Younicorn

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@PapaJohns buffalo chicken pizza WITHOUT BUFFALO SWIRL?!? On Valentine’s Day?!? What’s happening here?!?

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“I have a pair of denim jeans and a pullover top with no collar” - my dad describing his outfit “for dinner”

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Seems healthy #momlife

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"Remember Charlie Bear?" - girl next to me @ The Rossi #alwaysrememBEAR

[Magic Hat Wonder Guy @RealSpencerChow]

#chadinparadise

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"Sometimes you chose apples when you should've chosen pickles" - @chad #TheBachelorette

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"I bet there are people who really think they are vampires" - my mom

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"You know what? That's a discussion for molecules." - @CatSheehy

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#Believeland BRING BACK #TheJake

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21st century parent probs 😕 #EssentialUpgrade

[Pitbull @pitbull]

The best place to plan big moves #WednesdayWisdom @VISITFLORIDA #LoveFL #Dale

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"I am Beyoncé. Always." - Michael Scott

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"OH MY GOD - SHIA LABEOUF?!" - my mom

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

*opens fridge and ponders life choices*

“I wonder what happened to that pizza I met in college…”

*realizes he ate it*

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"Hi can I place an order for pick up, please?" - me to the pharmacist 😑

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"We're not going out at 10:10! We're not hipsters!" - my dad

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"What is this movie?" - my mom about #SpaceJam 😐

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STOP HER BEN STOP HER @TheBachelorTV #ITHURTS

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😐😐😐 @TheBachelorTV