Joke P

i once had sepsis!

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Forgot my book so it’s #openabigassarticleonwikipediathenfinishitduringtheflightchallenge

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@PenguinNote67 @StewStilez

[MoundLore @MoundLore]

Mississippi River LiDAR

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What if we lived in a world where The G20 Summit was called something like WorldCon and the Adult Entertainment Expo was called The Porn Summit

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I passed a fat ass latino groyper wearing one of those Epstein-inspired “USA” monogram sweaters on the train platform the other day and it felt like watching a shooting star rip through the night sky.

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My friend who lies about everything told me his cousin was part of the elite squad that rescued the F-15 pilot

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@BoltzmannBooty Thoughts to you BB. She seems like a blessing and raised a man whom I respect

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Gonna start calling poop “feek”

Like “impressive feek there dude 👍”

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I was wondering if the low-T neonazis of St. Louis’ distant counties would somehow blame this on black ppl, and lo and behold the replies are poison. Softer than shit to be scared of kids at Six Flags. Just ride The Boss and shut up!

[KMOV @KMOV]

Six Flags to sell seven properties, including Six Flags St. Louis. https://t.co/KePLcnWrFL

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@uncledanny24

[mbappe love @ilham7759]

Journalist: "I'm to your left, really the far left."
- Kylian Mbappé: "Luckily you weren't on the other side." laughs🤣🤣🤣

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I think I’m going to ask the CTA agent who works at my station and who I have only communicated with via subtle head nods if he wants to be my valentine

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I just wanna fish my beer, hunt my truck!

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@WestPineBills I miss the whimsical Billiken. His expression told me he cared about me. the new-age Billiken’s grin is devious. It is obvious he doesn’t have my best interests at heart. Alas I still support him because I have no other choice.

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@notBSarver35 @JDVance Hey man loved your role in monsters inc!

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Chaque fois que je vois Wemby sur mon écran, je pleure avec joie. Il est mon frère. Je suis le frérot. Nous avons deux esprits similaires. Nous partageons le même compréhension du raison de la vie. Joyeux Noël a tous!

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Barry Lyndon (1975)

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@BarstoolBigCat “Taxing the enjoyment out of the game” you sound like a freak to the rest of us who simply enjoy watching sports

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@uncledanny24 Considering I just unlearned typing kinggoon450, we can’t lose uncledanny24 too

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My feed is 1/3 Luther Burden route tape, 1/3 photoshops of Charlie Kirk as a black guy?, and 1/3 calls to torture Chuck Schumer 🔥🔥