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@HJB3996 @kevward3 @fesshole I used to find them easier when my sons were very little because of the extra space to get them out of the car in a baby seat, rather than the distance. But I would always have given one up for a blue badge holder.

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@ATRightMovies The West Wing episode Nöel, when Josh has to face his trauma, has Yo-yo Ma playing Bach. It's amazing.

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@thosethatcan As a young bar supervisor, I was collecting glasses on a busy Friday night when a man tried to put his hand up my skirt. The manager had to escort him out and bar him, as the doorman was occupied by trying to get me to put down the 'wet floor' sign I'd picked up.

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@abughazalehkat Can I suggest Sam Neill?

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@whedonesque "I'll take away your bucket".

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@whedonesque

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@oldenoughtosay Native British English speaker. All types of fried eggs are simply fried eggs in my household. I've always assumed "sunny side up" is an American thing.

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@whedonesque

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@newneo @ThreeUK It's a Pixel. I've just disabled receiving pictures on MMS. It's ludicrous.

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Have finally had explanation for @ThreeUK bill being high.1st told it was because I was sending pictures.Doubted it but didn't send any last month. Bill still high. Apparently, I'm being charged 50p every time anyone sends ME a pic! Insane. Buying myself out of my contract asap.

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@oldandrewuk Irrelevant emails, meetings, and CPD

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@MrEFinch @Gwenelope You can get an air fryer for £25. Worth the investment, as it opens up loads of cheap food options.

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@oldandrewuk I moved schools in the final term, having spent 18 years in one place. I'm hoping the move improves my enjoyment of the job.

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I hear the press have got hold of some pictures and so I have been forced to make this statement. Needless to say, I apologise. https://t.co/mNRsQ57iTF

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@buffygifs

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@shadylady222 @heymrshallahan @TeacherTapp Here's my Shakespeare:

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@heymrshallahan @TeacherTapp Yes. It's supposed to be backwards...

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@heymrshallahan @TeacherTapp I have both Shakeapeare and Pratchett quotations.

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@bennewmark #FridayFiveFilm
Best Scenes

1. 10 Things I Hate About You - Patrick serenades Kat
2. Hot Fuzz - Sergeant Angel rides back into town
3. Shaun of the Dead - first morning (and the morning of the outbreak)
4. French Kiss - Train journey
5. A Fish Called Wanda -Russian seduction

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Feeling faintly outraged that the poem wasn't Living Space, just because I like it.
Man Hunt was a good option for my kids, though, having covered it last week.