Har.

My death will be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong time

[Har. @har_marie]

Girl I’ve seriously watched the first one 100 times the past 4 months 😂

[Har. @har_marie]

@StephenLopez_

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: *takes a toy horse*

Me: Where are you going?

5: Old Town Road.

[James Rapien @JamesRapien]

Myles Garrett is going to get suspended and rightfully so, but Mason Rudolph jumping up, getting in Garrett’s face and then throwing his hands up like he’s innocent is hilarious.

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

“Cowardly & BushLeague” from the dude that started it?? Really?? & did he say “Bitch” while trying to get up? 3 Steelers 1 Brown, QB being Aggro....played badly, fought worse!

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

He has Cerebral Palsy and wanted to skate board so his mom created this for him so that he could.

MY HEART 😭❤

Mother Of The Year

[Meagan King @Meagan__King]

This is what it looks like when your husband worked a 12 hour day, missed bed time (their thing), and leaves for a week+ in a few days. Soph was ready for bed by 6:15 and was asleep the second she hit her bed but she’ll always wake up for snugs with her daddy 💜

[Har. @har_marie]

Sitting at Barnes and Noble with a bunch of students doing homework and I thought “I’d really like to go back to school..” then a I overhear to grown men trying to explain how to solve a math problem and I said “oh yeah that’s why I’m not in college”

[Har. @har_marie]

I won in 3 out of 3 leagues this week and I don’t think I’ve ever been so proud of a fictional thing in my life..

[Har. @har_marie]

@StephenLopez_

[The Checkdown @thecheckdown]

Washington State's favorite son is BACK

(via @espn)

[Har. @har_marie]

To get through the bad days just remember that at least you didn’t get fired from your job twice within 30 days...Antonio Brown is really that bitch isn’t he 😂

[Har. @har_marie]

People who leave their carts anywhere other than a designated cart return area are pieces of shit. 😊

[Russel Orhii @RusSwole]

*unnecessarily loud car speeds off on the high way*

Me:

[Har. @har_marie]

Update on Episode 2 of playing games together...I just knocked Connect 4 off the table after loosing three in a row.

[Har. @har_marie]

Episode 1 of @StephenLopez_ teaching me to play Halo and nothing got thrown across the room 🙌🏼

[Har. @har_marie]

Episode 1 of @StephenLopez_ teaching me to play Halo and nothing got thrown across the room 🙌🏼

[Rizzy McGuire @_oggrayson]

Shout out mental illness