Harrison Greenbaum

Comedian, writer, third thing. America’s Got Talent, Conan, more. Off-Broadway residency begins June!

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

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[Jason Allan Scott @JasonAllanScott]

Would you rather be vanilla pudding, liked by everyone but loved by no one - or be sushi, loved deeply by 95% while 5% just don't get it? 🍣

Comedy magician @harrisoncomedy drops some real wisdom on authenticity and finding your audience in this week's episode of The Rich Life Recipe.

Listen as he shares how being unapologetically yourself is the greatest magic trick of all ✨

Be prepared to laugh your way through this one.

New episode out now - link in bio! 🎩

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[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

Las Vegas is New York if New York was ONLY Times Square.

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

Just to be fair, Netflix now has to let Mike Tyson fight a 98-year-old.

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

On the bright side, at least we don’t have to go through another election again.

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

Was really hoping at least one newspaper would have the balls to run the headline “Trump Refuses to Stop Beating Women.”

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

Yesterday, I went from a Broadway show to a speakeasy behind a fake XXX store to a newly-opened bar designed to look Victorian to a basement Tiki bar with live music that turned into the official after-party for the Sex & the City wrap party... god I love NYC so freaking much.

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

RUN to see @sunsetblvd on Broadway. @NicoleScherzy is so good they should give her an EGOT all in one shot. 4 mid-show standing ovations?!? This show is going to haunt me forever.

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

Extremely grateful to everybody who made my comedy special taping on Monday possible, particularly to everyone who came to the show, spread the word, & in general just supported this whole process - I couldn't have done it without you. Can't wait for you to see it!!! #dreamteam

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@Mitzula Thanks for sharing!!! (And I will post photos, but not mockingly, I swear!)

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

Filming my comedy special THIS Monday in NYC @ComedyCellarUSA 8 PM & 10 PM - tickets available at https://t.co/fKuiIeFYjP. Hope to see you there! 😘

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

I am SOOO EXCITED for this! Get your tickets now before they sell out! 🎉

[The Comedy Cellar @ComedyCellarUSA]

@harrisoncomedy is filming his first ever, hour long, BRAND NEW SPECIAL next MONDAY, September 23rd!!! Tickets are available for the 8pm & 10pm shows! Get yours quick!!!!

https://t.co/UocfxNYTwt

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

That’s going to be a hell of a magic show.

[greg @greg16676935420]

You have 3 months left homeless people

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

Such a fun show for such a great cause! Proud to be a part!

[Sam Schachter @samschachte_r]

Writing postcards, raising money, and laughing for Kamala @QEDAstoria . @Postcards2WIN

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! I am SO excited to announce I'm taping my first hour-long stand-up comedy special on SEPTEMBER 23rd at the legendary @ComedyCellarUSA! Tix just went on sale for the 8 & 10 PM tapings -- grab yours now & come be there in person with me! https://t.co/iWaZdCSqeh

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After 70 minutes of going in complete circles, having to talk to 5 different reps who all asked the same questions over & over, I've decided @citi has won this round. I hope you all go to Heaven, but can't get in because it uses the same customer service to verify your identity.

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Who decided to call it "Screamboat" when they could have called it "Steamboat Killie"?!? I NEED ANSWERS @stevelamorte.
https://t.co/uEE8xwr8jQ

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

My Off-Broadway run continues TOMORROW NIGHT (Saturday) @TheAsylumNYC at 9:30 PM -- would love to see you there! Bonus: aftershow magic with the very talented Theo Chattra! Get tix here: https://t.co/dztBtbBtMi

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

This is a really fun line-up for a really good cause! Excited to be a part!

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

My Off-Broadway comedy+magic show is in the middle of its summer extension, so get your tickets now 🎟️ Next show is THIS SATURDAY at 9:30 PM @TheAsylumNYC - hope to see you there 👀 https://t.co/dztBtbBtMi

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

Obama was half Black and Kamala is half Black, so if she wins, America can finally say it's had a full Black president.