Joanna Harvelle

Better, smarter, and classier than you.
'There are certain shades of limelight that can wreck a girl's complexion.' - Audrey Hepburn

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

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[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

[Chokes. Wants to cover her neck, but can't. So she bleeds out and dies. :(]@zekemiller6 @cap_casey1

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

the woman unfortunate enough to birth your freakishly large body. [Smiles] @zekemiller6 @cap_casey1

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

my bet is you've taken at least one girl to some twisted taxidermist, just so someone would love you as much as -> @zekemiller6 @cap_casey1

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

@cap_casey1 Just because you're a social butterfly, doesn't mean you aren't a moth. And FYI, @zekemiller6, maybe I'm a little nuts, but ->

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

@zekemiller6 Oh, fuck you, @cap_casey1. Like you're not a wasp. If Dick was enough for you, you wouldn't have amused this psychopath.

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

resorted to playing god by kidnapping drunk girls like some sort of body building, bartender Michael Myers. @zekemiller6 @cap_casey1

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

@zekemiller6 @cap_casey1 No, actually, we wouldn't be in this situation if your little man syndrome wasn't so crippling that you ->

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

I've been locked up for /days/ by Frankenstein's bartender so I don't really give a shit. @cap_casey1 @zekemiller6

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

[Narrows her eyes.] Go to hell, @cap_casey1. In fact, I'll think of you when I eat my next [glances at @zekemiller6] ham sandwich.

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

[Yelps and then glares at @zekemiller6 as he cleans off @cap_casey1's face. Sulks in the chair, hoping the next sandwich she eats is Casey.]

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

before horking in @cap_casey1's face. :)] @zekemiller6

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

@cap_casey1 @zekemiller6 I've got perspective. I've been kidnapped and now I'm stuck here with /you/ of all people. [And then she pauses ->

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

((I feel like there's a Zeke tweet missing))

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

[Lunges at @cap_casey1.] Shut up, you spoilt slut! Whatever spell you have him under, it'll wear off soon. @zekemiller6

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

@zekemiller6 [Glares at @cap_casey1.] Am I a stalker or are you a brown noser with no morals?

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

@zekemiller6 @cap_casey1 [Snorts] That's one way to put it. [Still bitter about not getting Dick's dick.]

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

[Grunts a little as she's forced to sit. Looks over at @cap_casey1 in disbelief.] You have got to be fucking kidding me. @zekemiller6

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

[Her breath catches a little. She wants to move, but she waits for @zekemiller6s instruction out of fear.]

[Joanna Harvelle @harvelle_j]

[Shakily gets up, almost losing her balance. The shackle being off feels relieving.] @zekemiller6