ryan

the dumb shit I’m not gonna say on main, but I’ll say on a non private alt :)

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bye, this was fun

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RIP my freedom tomorrow 🤧

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playing very angry music at work so people know to not approach me at all 😇

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lolol called it. person that was supposed to come in last night to prep for me this morning called in 🤪 nothing is ready and i work alone again

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hiding in the bathroom for the next 15 minutes so i can go home 🤠

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seeing us still named ZG Becky made me cry a lil ngl

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podcasts are my saving grace at work now. rather than being in my head, i can ignore it and listen to 4 amazing people play D&D. thank you @NADDPod

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hurricanes are fucking insane dude. the water level where my parents are has gone down 4 feet already from the water being sucked out of the bay 😵‍💫

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my stomach is about to hate me for how fast i needed to eat my taco bell

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GGs no re, never taking a hat off again

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might give myself a haircut today… haven’t done it in a while, but i don’t wanna spend the money on a real one LOL wish me luck

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might give myself a haircut today… haven’t done it in a while, but i don’t wanna spend the money on a real one LOL wish me luck

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gotta promote it a lot more so, hashtag spam rq

FOLLOW @nsfwslim #nsfwtwt #nsfw #nsfw١٨

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2 scoops of ghost in 10oz water, chugged. gimme the face itches, gotta let some shit out, my arms gonna hate me tomorrow.

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another week of going 1-2 in fantasy 😵‍💫

at least i’m 3-0 in my highest payout league

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some of y’all are mad funny i swear 💀 check yourself

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baby raged off of #MWII just to go set a PB on Forza Drifting blasting Unravel

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i’m taking my first break at work before the sun is even up, it’s oddly relaxing. W.

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some of y’all really gotta keep your noses and assumptions out of peoples lives 🤧 if it’s wanted to be known publicly, it will be.

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it’s finally out 🧎🏻‍♂️

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someone put a nicolas cage cutout in the managers office and it made me jump out of my fucking skin holy shit i had never been scared so bad LOL