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Darth Vader’s lightsaber sells for nearly 5 million dollars. The anonymous bidder released a statement saying ‘Remortgaged my hut to afford this, I did’.

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Water bosses have £6.5m in bonuses blocked. The public’s tears for their loss flow as freely as water through a fatberg clogged sewage pipe.

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Nvidia’s CEO resigns after three alleged affairs. Demonstrating that AI isn’t the only threat to jobs, being stupid can do it for you too.

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Microsoft scramble to solve global outage to Teams and Outlook. It’s left thousands working from home, trying to figure out all day what's the earliest time they can go to the pub.