haley

31 | tattwife 💍 | ruler of tiny beings | plantlover 🪴

[haley @hay_mo]

🤣🥰💛😘🤷🏼‍♀️ truuu loveee.

[haley @hay_mo]

i need a vacation in the worst possible way… i mean my sanity really depends on it…

[haley @hay_mo]

going to start using this as my personal venting platform. buckle up.

[haley @hay_mo]

i would’ve 🔫 Jolene, i dare a bitch right now to take my man from me.

[haley @hay_mo]

While consuming alcohol, & then eating food………do you?… switch to ;;

this is ONLY while eating!

[haley @hay_mo]

i bought a fucking steam cleaner off of Amazon and when i tell you, the amount of pure joy and satisfaction it’s giving me, you literally wouldn’t believe me. 😍☺️

[haley @hay_mo]

#nbnc 🤷🏼‍♀️😂 iykyk

[haley @hay_mo]

i fuckin love when i get drunk and think of old music i used to listen to in highschool and have a lil jam sesh.. the simple things 🤍

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Fuck a BBL I want LASIK eye surgery. Bítch I just wanna see 😩

[haley @hay_mo]

La Bouche dance party with the hubs.. God I fucking love this man. 😼🤛🏻👾 La-da-da-dee-da-da-da-da

[haley @hay_mo]

i do not thrive in the winter 🥶

[haley @hay_mo]

@dinoswhores @awlivv My hubby just tatted mine with spiderwebs. And I have super teeny boobs 🥹 tbh I didn’t think it hurt too bad… but also I don’t have sensitive nipples like at all.. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[haley @hay_mo]

August burns Red Christmas album blastin in the background while my kids decorate the tree🌲FINALLY 🙌🏻

[haley @hay_mo]

😂😭🤣 benny just said… dude, no one gets more excited about a song then @Jeezy 😂😅

[haley @hay_mo]

If one more person in this house throws up, I’m laying in traffic… jfc

[haley @hay_mo]

toni braxton - you’re makin me high
im a sucker for some 90s, early 2000s shit…

[haley @hay_mo]

i never really learned how to just like something, i always let it consume me

[haley @hay_mo]

this headache i have can fucking kick rocks. i feel like my brain is going to explode.

[haley @hay_mo]

i fucking want sushi. bad.

[haley @hay_mo]

Day 2. DryDecember..

[haley @hay_mo]

@mothersaresa 🥹🤍 thanks babes. and same to you. You have my number still?

[haley @hay_mo]

anxiety is insane right now. lordt. help me. 😣