When I was in Islamic school, I yawned and a Pakistani girl told me because I didnโt cover my mouth, a jinn just stuck his dick in it โฆ religious psychosis is insane ๐ญ
My mum was pointing at a lady in Wuse Market, saying, "Temi, no be BBM be that?"
In my mind, I'm like BBM ke then I turn and see the most chopped bbl, and I genuinely agree that one was a BBM- Big Big Mistake.
If yall wondering why its so fuckin hot its becuz my mother is on Facebook making AI photos of herself in the 80s WHEN SHE HAS ACTUAL PHOTOS FROM THE FUCKIN 80S IN THE HOUSE