Chris Getz

He Getz Us | Official Parody Account of White Sox GM Chris Getz | Major League Farm Team | I have no sources and never claimed to | 95% of my posts are sarcasm

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

You’ve got to be kidding me…#WhiteSox

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

Do NOT let packers fans see who Parson said should be #1 bUt HiS cOmPlEtIoN pErCeNtAgE and JoRdAn LoVe EpA

[NFL @NFL]

NFL Top 100 Players of 2026... coming soon. 👀

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

Remember when there was a guy on white Sox twitter clamoring for JAMES OUTMAN last deadline

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

We have made the following roster moves:

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

2025-2026 NFL playoff wins:

Illinois: 1
Wisconsin: 0

[Bruce Irons @BruceIronsNFL]

NFL Franchises:

Indiana: 2
Illinois: 0

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

@Nick_Cappa10 @ThienemanSZN Hence why he said it was lose lose

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

@Section344Lions It’s a failure by the state

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

@blakecowellx Not a cubs fan but feels like they need to clean house, too much talent on that roster to have these results

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

Big news for the White Sox

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Aaron Judge has been diagnosed with a stress fracture on the first rib on his right side, the Yankees announced Thursday.

He will be reimaged in approximately four to six weeks.

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

@blakecowellx Love the Vargas respect 🫡

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

TERRIBLE MOVE BY GETZ FOR NOT PROTECTING HIM THO

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Cleveland has returned RHP Peyton Pallette to the White Sox. Pallette has been assigned to Class AAA Charlotte.

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

@MrDelicious13 @BearstownSox35 @SDJfiveK Cursed image

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This a legit chance

[Chuck Garfien @ChuckGarfien]

White Sox chances of making the playoffs according to Baseball Reference:

April 1: 3.6%
May 1: 20.1%
May 30: 49.1%

[Chuck Garfien @ChuckGarfien]

White Sox chances of making the playoffs according to Baseball Reference:

April 1: 3.6%
May 1: 20.1%
May 30: 49.1%

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

Man the White Sox are SO FUN

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

MIGGGGGGGY

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

Ah yes vintage Crochet on the Red Sox

[MLB The Show @MLBTheShow]

The Vintage Program drops today around noon PT!!!

Play and earn these Vintage Series cards for your squad:

⚾ Luis Arraez 🎞️
⚾ Robbie Ray 🎞️
⚾ Michael Conforto 🎞️
⚾ Lou Gehrig 🎞️
⚾ ???????????

Find out who the final player is on The Show LIVE today at 11 AM PT!

[Ted @tlschwerz]

The Twins against the Chicago White Sox in 2024: 12-1 (+40)

The Twins against the Chicago White Sox since: 6-10 (-38)

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

@tlschwerz Aged like milk

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

I love when Ted is angry that his team sucks so he resorts to this:

[Ted @tlschwerz]

Dating back to 2025, the Minnesota Twins are now 6-9 with a -34 run differential against the Chicago White Sox.

Not a great showing against a historically terrible franchise in that time.

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

I love Mune, he’s brought back my joy in baseball

[Chris Getz @HeGetzUs]

Chris Getz got clowned for taking on Hicks…this was WHY he took on that contract

[Thomas Nestico @TJStats]

David Sandlin made his MLB debut!

Sandlin fired off an extremely efficient start, firing off 6.0 IP with 1 ER in just 61 pitches. His stuff was strong as his fastball sat 97 MPH and his secondaries readily induced weak contact

Congratulations