healthdept

Protecting your public health

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

United Airlines is pleased to announce new seating on all domestic flights- in addition to United First and Economy Plus we introduce....

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Senior U.S. official says U.S. has concluded that Russia knew in advance of Syria's chemical weapons attack last week.

[Pablo Rodas-Martini @pablorodas]

EnvDefenseFund: In rebuke to Trump policy, GE chief says “climate risks warrant action.” https://t.co/9Pxoxt4bPZ

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

Tuck this feather in ur hat: Feds spent $100 mil to bomb airbase in Syria but couldn't find $55 mil to fix pipes in Flint #WhoCaresAboutKids

[healthdept @healthdept]

Careful! Even (word) salad can be unhealthy when the greasy dressing is poured on too thickly. #andspicy https://t.co/hU3lJ16FiT

[Climate Reality @ClimateReality]

Clean energy is already helping fuel our economy! Retweet if you know it’s time to ditch dirty energy #ClimateHope #CleanPowerPlan

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

Good jobs report. Pro tip: the first few months of job numbers reflect the previous president's policies, not the new guy

[healthdept @healthdept]

What will you be grabbing on #adaywithoutwomen, @realDonaldTrump? Try your ballsack. You can test for lumps. Preventative care is important!

[healthdept @healthdept]

Give it up for @realDonaldTrump on #InternationalWomensDay! Defund women's healthcare & give 'em a big ol' pussy grab. That'll show respect!

[Reuters @Reuters]

Futures fall amid North Korea missiles, Trump wiretap talk https://t.co/YpkbSxymDx

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

How can @realDonaldTrump assess national security intelligence effectively when he can't even evaluate BS from talk radio & Breitbart?

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

More than one in four deaths of children under 5 are linked to polluted environments, World Health Organization says https://t.co/nLKXFAVWUD

[healthdept @healthdept]

Beware, @realDonaldTrump! The ancillary cause of your paranoid delusions is a parasitic infection known as Steven Bannon Syndrome. #gethelp

[healthdept @healthdept]

Mental illness can often be treated, even paranoid delusions! There is no shame in seeking help, @realDonaldTrump! https://t.co/slswJabQc9

[healthdept @healthdept]

Urine can transmit STDs & is only “sterile” when a person is healthy." Careful, there @realDonaldTrump #wickedpissah
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[healthdept @healthdept]

Do you have concerns about @realDonaldTrump's health, mental and otherwise? Do tell! We at @healthdept need to stay in the know. #spill

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

WATCH: Alfredo Pelicci asked Kellyanne for a picture....Wait For It....

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[healthdept @healthdept]

Careful, @realDonaldTrump! Unusual skin color can signify serious health problems, which can lead to muddy thinking & poor decision-making.

[healthdept @healthdept]

Well, you could have just called us, @realDonaldTrump! We knew and we're always happy to share! #resist #lobotomy