heebie gbs

just a ghost what knows the laws ᴚǝʇʇıʍʇ ʎoᴚʇsǝp

[Ian Runkle/Runkle of the Bailey @ YouTube @IanRunkle]

Things my clients have done in police interviews:

- Ignored the cops to take a nap.

- Physically slammed their own head into a desk in an attempt to make it look like the police assaulted them.

- Told the cops that he was going to walk because the cop was a rookie and he was going to hire a good lawyer and just openly mocked them non-stop.

- Shrieked incoherently for 60+ minutes.

...and literally all of these things were better choices than answering any of the officers' questions.

[Atlas 💛 @xheldsuspendedx]

homophobic memes are ineffective because they're indistinguishable from what two gay people would send to each other

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Probably one of the worst ways you could start your adulthood is by completely withdrawing from your education, career, and social life to go run around a lobotomization camp and get degraded by emotionally stunted grown men for 2 years

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb]

I’m crying

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Vote blue
No matter who
Unless our donors
Don’t want you to

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

we’re in trouble. they’re unleashing…the STROKE OGRE!!! AHHHHHHH!

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

The word religion appears in the Constitution twice.

Both times, it’s preceded by the word “No.”

[heebie gbs @heebie]

replaying Breath of the Wild and my absolutely feral monster cat LOVES watching it. we are bonding

[heebie gbs @heebie]

@frogs4girls so many people are ripping him for this but honestly Middle English is pretty accessible and I think the haters will be surprised by how much they can glean even without subtitles

[heebie gbs @heebie]

@fluffygirlpaws sound provided by an actual dog reading sheet music in the local theater

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

High likelihood this is a worse watch than the original, which is exactly why I can’t wait to.

[✧･ﾟ: * spencer jay *:･ﾟ✧ @gothclsflower]

oh my GOD this dog is about to run right into me???

[heebie gbs @heebie]

@dieworkwear computer show me what if Paul Bearer was also The Penguin and also unfuckable

[heebie gbs @heebie]

@ellad3vi the right wing apparatus will always moralize except when actual morality is at stake

[heebie gbs @heebie]

@bizlet7 well you see, without Israel, "radical Islamic terrorism" would have not arisen as a strawman spooky enough to dogwalk the U.S. into the posture that has (tenuously) preserved its hegemony for the last quarter century. so Huckabee is right, in a way, i suppose. whatever

[heebie gbs @heebie]

@RichardLNewby3 such an iconic still. you can see how much he owns being his own man. nothing like his father, from whom he differs greatly. it is abundantly clear that he is an individual with agency, and is his... (1/12)

[heebie gbs @heebie]

@BarackObama if i rent it out for a wedding, do you promise not to drone strike it?