The Amazing Digital Heenz

34. she/they. theme park whore. elder weeb. horror enthusiast. reader. dinosaur kid. bookseller. housepet. rotten girl. cloomf.
Caine did nothing wrong.

[The Amazing Digital Heenz @Heenzli]

@Rei00Unit @agbcopen @chloeciconia Both share characters from When They Cry, and ryukishi07 won't even confirm umineko is directly connected to Higurashi lol It's all nebulous. I'd consider them part of the series, the Manga is "when the fireflies glow" like its definitely supposed to be evoking when they cry

[The Amazing Digital Heenz @Heenzli]

@agbcopen @chloeciconia Yeah, there's Higanbana and also a Manga I can't remember the name of at the very least, its possible everything he writes is tied into it tho.

[Olaf / オラフ @OlafRedland]

I LOVE that "Cure Cancer" is relatively worthless...
Meaning you, too, want to Turn People Into Dinosaurs.

[The Amazing Digital Heenz @Heenzli]

@damnse1fly that's the problem tho i think, even in the books it's really clear Lestat's music is kind of shit 😂like the boy can't write a lyric to save his (un)life. so we can have a good adaptation with shit music, or a shit adaptation with good music - not both

[The Amazing Digital Heenz @Heenzli]

@csstone1161 @errictheviking @ConSelfOwns what in the hell is a dychonomy

[The Amazing Digital Heenz @Heenzli]

@mouthofmercury @Hardflipmassaa @smokinyodeadbro sure, but also i was born before the Internet was what it was now, and i don't know if you know, but there are whole ass books of erotica you can read. some of them were written hundreds of years ago. i read anne rice erotica before i was ever online. you're ridiculous.

[Jimjam🀄🎴 @Mahj0ngJimmy]

I have to laugh at Yukio Mishima becoming the twitter topic of the first week of pride, I dedicate this discourse towards my classmates armpits

[The Amazing Digital Heenz @Heenzli]

@kumakurea_ see claire knows what 'hear me out' means

[Olive (Like the Reindeer) @GayOliveGarden]

this was 1000% written by a sub

[The Amazing Digital Heenz @Heenzli]

@lil_flitermouse @iniemohk and unmitigated blood loss probably took the other half

[The Amazing Digital Heenz @Heenzli]

@lil_flitermouse @iniemohk i think a valid reason their aren't more amputees was simply the death rate for cutting a limb off? like gangrene probably took most of them out.

[The Amazing Digital Heenz @Heenzli]

@noumisenpai ah no thats fair, everyone knows omegas cant read 😌

[Iron Blooded Goose🌱/🐍☁️ @JenosonTwit]

Women SHOULD make more fucked shit.

Remember one of the Patron Saints of BL, Maki Murakami. Who woke up in a cold sweat one day and said 'You fake ass doujin bitches will NEVER give me the debauchery I want from Gravitation so I'll make MY OWN FILTH!' and she did! God bless.

[The Amazing Digital Heenz @Heenzli]

@Fawst @DigestivoGraham @serializd absolutely agree they should have gone the subtitle route, unfortunately for the show IWTV is the most well known title, but also the book that has the least to do with what the series actually becomes (the slutty wonderful adventures of the vampire lestat)

[The Amazing Digital Heenz @Heenzli]

@kumakurea_ i read his little sign and it is SENDING me

[The Amazing Digital Heenz @Heenzli]

@Fawst @DigestivoGraham @serializd but it is the same show lol they just changed the title, you will be incredibly lost without having seen the first two seasons. this isn't a young sheldon/tbbt kind of thing where you can watch one without the other.

[The Amazing Digital Heenz @Heenzli]

@cobham_fan @Cat_the_worm there are more drawings of birds in the public domain than of absolutely any other animal. you can find compendiums all done by the exact same artist suuuper easily. he was just lazy.

[🪬woKale🇮🇪 Guita CEO @ThatKaleGuy]

They made a flag for lesbians who hate waffles I can’t fucking believe this shit dude

[damnselfly on tumblr and bsky @damnse1fly]

as kindly as possible: library readers are not the reason ms mccahan isn't making money on books