Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack

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[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

Where you can find me long term and support my work💘
Bluesky: https://t.co/2kcezHMBHy
Substack (funny things in your inbox): https://t.co/F5SGmNonG4
Patreon (funny things in a podcast): https://t.co/uLLTYUFMtO
Music📀: https://t.co/qSKM8f55i1
Instagram: https://t.co/9RbrEIVN7R

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

@reallychristy there are so many boxes im not sure yet but im hoping so! i never read it

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

PSA: I just inherited HUNDREDS of teen magazines from the 1990s and 2000s and the y2k goodness is so abundant that I’m gonna deep dive into all of them right here so if that’s something you’re into, HI I HOPE THIS FINDS YOU!!! https://t.co/futImuAXy6

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

@amelialikesyou i'm on bluesky, instagram, substack and patreon!!! find me there!

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

We’ll go through my 1990s + Y2K teenage magazines together, I'm calling it "Teenage Lobotomy." I want to give ur brain a break from the horrors, so join me in diving deep into the soothing lobotomy that is “staring at y2k teen girl mags til your brain makes happy chemicals."🌻📼

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

PSA: I just inherited HUNDREDS of teen magazines from the 1990s and 2000s and the y2k goodness is so abundant that I’m gonna deep dive into all of them right here so if that’s something you’re into, HI I HOPE THIS FINDS YOU!!! https://t.co/futImuAXy6

[Brooklyn Paper @brooklynpaper]

At a debut show in Williamsburg, comedian Lane Moore will use a vintage 1980s board game and audience participation to improvise a fully original, choose-your-own-adventure horror story where the crowd decides each character’s fate. https://t.co/X3Yxy9vvMv

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

We need weird art so badly right now and i'm doing my part to make it happen.🕸️🧛‍♀️This Friday in Brooklyn, come watch me improvise a 1980s horror movie where you choose who dies. Come be around really good people in a horror bookstore, laughing instead of crying!!!🔪🔪🔪

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

like if it's the end of the world, i'm ready to be the Vincent Price of comedy🕸️🔪🕸️

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

We need weird art so badly right now and i'm doing my part to make it happen.🕸️🧛‍♀️This Friday in Brooklyn, come watch me improvise a 1980s horror movie where you choose who dies. Come be around really good people in a horror bookstore, laughing instead of crying!!!🔪🔪🔪

[Brooklyn Paper @brooklynpaper]

At a debut show in Williamsburg, comedian Lane Moore will use a vintage 1980s board game and audience participation to improvise a fully original, choose-your-own-adventure horror story where the crowd decides each character’s fate. https://t.co/X3Yxy9vvMv

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

HERE'S A VERY GOOD 2026 THING: I'm coming to SF Sketchfest with two big perfect shows:
1. Tinder Live with JANEANE GAROFALO!!!! Jan 17
2. Threesome Stand-Up with the marvelous @DougBenson @deandelray Jan 16!!!
Get tix we need to laugh rn or we'll explode🛸 https://t.co/XzmHZN2Sfx

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

HERE'S A VERY GOOD 2026 THING: I'm coming to SF Sketchfest with two big perfect shows:
1. Tinder Live with JANEANE GAROFALO!!!! Jan 17
2. Threesome Stand-Up with the marvelous @DougBenson @deandelray Jan 16!!!
Get tix we need to laugh rn or we'll explode🛸 https://t.co/XzmHZN2Sfx

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

@imaraindancer yay! and yeah i get it so much. i find when i post stuff here it doesnt really show it to people (it just shows them shit they hate lol), so you do what you gotta do in this insane internet of 2025!!!

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

@imaraindancer yeahhhh fr, and id just rather be on an entirely different website where i can reach people who wanna see my work so im gonna do that instead haha

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

In Trump’s America, Everyone is a Final Girl: on surviving nonstop attacks from a horror movie president. I wrote about how we’re living in a horror movie we can’t turn off, the scariest villains are the ones who are real, and the people who won't survive. https://t.co/F5SGmNonG4

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

In Trump’s America, Everyone is a Final Girl: on surviving nonstop attacks from a horror movie president. I wrote about how we’re living in a horror movie we can’t turn off, the scariest villains are the ones who are real, and the people who won't survive. https://t.co/F5SGmNonG4

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

@DevonESawa 30-50 feral logs

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

Where you can find me long term and support my work💘
Bluesky: https://t.co/2kcezHMBHy
Substack (funny things in your inbox): https://t.co/F5SGmNonG4
Patreon (funny things in a podcast): https://t.co/uLLTYUFMtO
Music📀: https://t.co/qSKM8f55i1
Instagram: https://t.co/9RbrEIVN7R

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

@realbeardo The besssst

[Lane Moore💿is on Bsky/Substack @hellolanemoore]

I love y'all SO MUCH so please share this with your friends!!! I'm not gonna be on here much anymore, so follow me elsewhere, listen to/buy my new album Final Girl everywhere you get music. More books and tours and music and writing coming soon. See y'all elsewhere🫶💝🍆