Christopher

[Christopher @heschristofer]

@FortniteStatus Yes, i opened up an empty chest!! Wtf!!

[Christopher @heschristofer]

@MeghanMcCain Quiet, Piggy! 🐷

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Christopher @heschristofer]

@xxxconrad If I see you waking around downtown am I allowed to ask you to pull it out so I can swallow it?

[Christopher @heschristofer]

@martinamcbride You just gained a fan. Thank you. 🇺🇸