alyssa !

🎀 classy, sexy & cool 🎀

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

No offense to me but wtf am I doing

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

love island being delayed is actually the worst thing to happen to my mental health @peacock

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

pls don’t forget that trump started the tiktok shutdown convo so pls don’t have any empathy for him. this was clearly all planned from the jump

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

I just voted!!! Don’t tell us what to do with our coochies!! #Kamala4President

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

@insanexinhumane it’s pretty wild how quickly it grew from chickpea size to golf ball size

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

@timoteochi @TheKwickness there has been a lot of shootings recently. i am also fearful for it :( it’s so sad that we have to stress about it!!

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

tiktok is down, how am i suppose to watch my own videos 100x 🥹

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

i’ve had drivers license by olivia rodrigo on repeat for the last hour. don’t text, don’t call— she’s in her feelings

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

imagine comparing a human rights movement to a group of sore losers

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

a pickle jar

[R A C H I E @itsmeRachie]

Name a place with tighter security than the Capitol. RIGHT answers only. 😂👇🏽

[Tara Millette @LazyGinger]

Remember when they shoved a senior citizen so hard he cracked his skull on the pavement and he started bleeding out of his ears?

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

republicans have been real quiet since ur people broke into the capitol

funny!! and u thought our blm protests were dangerous!!! funny!! how we still wore masks while getting tear gassed for wanting the police to stop killing black lives!! so funny!!

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

new year might fuck around and prioritize myself for the first time in my life

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

@sushirollangel she is our queen 🥲

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

@sushirollangel she really said ✨rags to riches✨

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

@juliacrosss yes!! so so important!! always here for u babe 🌷🤍

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

@sushirollangel same!! it’s my fav. it’s like a horoscope, tells us who you really are 🤪

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

bought a roomba, feeling rich!! don’t text!! don’t call!!

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

republicans really said “blue lives matter” but then got mad when their state turned blue

sorry karen, but you manifested this

[alyssa ! @heyhialyssa]

jolene could never