calvin

clearly parody • i am by no means callmekevin

[calvin @HeyTherePals__]

" This, is me...no not the gif! Though if I were a brainless Rotter that'd be accurate. "

an original character, for an semi-inspired comic book

calvin hobbes

accidental survivor and bean enthusiast.

#zombieapocalypserp
#tdwrp #mvrp

[calvin @HeyTherePals__]

heh sorry for the abrupt hiatus, I lost my can of beans.

if anyone finds it, please return it.

[calvin @HeyTherePals__]

@BurntUpPolaroid which I gotta admit looks really cool; but that's really the gist of it. Not much of a story but, my motto has been, if there is a way, then there is a will..

I think that's how it goes. Sorry I ramble a lot when I'm nervous."

[calvin @HeyTherePals__]

@BurntUpPolaroid moving from town to town looking for supplies to make a camp. It wasn't going to be too big since I'm only one person."

Calvin explains as his eyes adjust, while he puts his sunglasses on the collar of his shirt.

"I didn't even know that this place existed until now—

[calvin @HeyTherePals__]

@BurntUpPolaroid more than aware that this was just not always normal.

" May I remove my sunglasses? I notice your finger is on the trigger and I would very much like to avoid moving hastily. "

[calvin @HeyTherePals__]

@BurntUpPolaroid inclined to. Not that it would offend him, he does understand the grand scope of things these days. Calvin tried to keep his friendly demeanor because he didn't have any rhyme nor reason to do anything rash. He was just... Happy.

To others this would be alarming and he is—

[calvin @HeyTherePals__]

@BurntUpPolaroid and polite way, because it was always best to be nice. Unlike some of the others. Yet here he was surviving out there in the world.

" and umm who are you?"

That's when it hit him, he was out in front of a settlement. Which of course could go one of two ways he thought.

[calvin @HeyTherePals__]

@BurntUpPolaroid he was roaming around, adjusting his sunglasses because he thought he was cool wearing them at night; he was given clear instructions to remain where he was. As he set his sack down he rose his hands up.

"Uh, hiya friend, I'm Calvin, Calvin Hobbes."

Calvin says in a friendly —

[calvin @HeyTherePals__]

https://t.co/bRjCrUO7X0

I give you all permission to tag Calvin in posts!

[𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙞𝙚 @BurntUpPolaroid]

𝙏𝙬𝙙 𝙍𝙋 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 - 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙬 & 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙘𝙨
𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧.
𝙉𝙤 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙨. 𝘿𝙈𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜.
𝙍𝙏, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙨!

[calvin @HeyTherePals__]

So, today's lesson is boiling your water.

But, I forgot the water.

[calvin @HeyTherePals__]

https://t.co/FNy0xxN23p

[calvin @HeyTherePals__]

https://t.co/bRjCrUO7X0

give me zombie apocalypse characters to follow pleaseeee.

I want to interact with you but Calvin is a basket case lmao.

[calvin @HeyTherePals__]

For everyone's, well, no ones information I do in fact have a serious problem..

..its the beans. They've taken over my life.

[calvin @HeyTherePals__]

I don't know what a Labubu is but it sounds terrifying to look at.

[calvin @HeyTherePals__]

" Well it IS impressive. I'm Calvin, nice to meetcha! "

He says extending his hand out to the other.

[ⁿᵉᵍᵃⁿ ݁ˢ ‍‍ ‍‍ ╋━ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝐬a͟n͟c͡tua𝔯y. @salvatiomortum]

( his dark brown hues scanned the man from head to toe ) ゛i didn't invited ya here to hear ya complimentin' the 𝒻uckin' place y'know. ゛゛

[calvin @HeyTherePals__]

Alright — seriously who took my beans?