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young mula, baby

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

My cat doesn’t want to hang out with me until I’m in the bathroom for 5 minutes and he meows loudly at the door the entire time I’m in there just for him to run away the second I open the door

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

Daily reminder to count your blessings

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

I’m going to attest to the dual screen knicks game / love island was the key to the Knicks winning the chip

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

Being an adult is crazy bcus why am I so excited about health insurance 😭

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

26 years old and I’m still using my elementary school library card from 20 years ago

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

Fuck a wedding cake, everyone at my wedding is getting a slim Jim. It’s more on brand for me.

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

My cat has my back

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

Trying to combat depressive episodes has me watching sitcoms in other languages so I have no choice but to focus on reading the subtitles instead of tuning out the show and starting to overthink

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

How do I ask to play frisbee w out sounding like a dog 😭

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

I hope I reincarnate as an office printer that only works when it feels like it

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

Euphoria season one: euphoric
Euphoria season two: chaotic
Euphoria season thee: psychotic

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

Leaving work early on a sunny Friday w a Vietnamese iced latte, a tan appointment, and house music. life is GOOD

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

I’m always stuck in this loop of making sure everyone else is okay before taking care of myself

[Hoodie Allen @HoodieAllen]

happy bday

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

This lady buying 200 yogurts cut me in line at the grocery store. I hope she shits herself

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

Drinking a Diet Coke or a redbull has honestly done more immediate healing for me than any psycho therapy

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

THE RAMEN PLACE IS PLAYING THE GUITAR INSTRUMENTAL OF DIET PEPSI BY ADDISON RAE

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

Why tf are basketballs $100 😭

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

I need to give myself more credit

[🏎issa @Hiitscarissa]

Miranda Cosgrove and Avril Lavigne sound so similar but Miranda’s music isn’t as popular because her Nickelodeon image stunted her music career