Grass toucher.

Main toh thak gayi bhaisahab

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

[food safety, fda, Tukaram Mundhe, FSSAI, food adulteration, food hygiene]
#FoodSafety #TukaramMundhe #FSSAI

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

Is this your standard and quality?
Found GLASS in food.
Ordered from Asia Kitchen and this is the quality???!!!
@specialityindia

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

Is this your standard and quality?
Found GLASS in food.
Ordered from Asia Kitchen and this is the quality???!!!
@specialityindia

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

Does anyone want to watch Veep with me

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

Man. I missed Marvel movies.
The unwavering belief that it will all turn out well. No one's evil on purpose, humanity trumps all (even the Hulk) and the good guys will win. Ah, to be a child again.

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

MCd deciding to show some girl having to break her piggy bank to eat at a fast food place is definitely *a choice*

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

@IndiaPostOffice why doesn't IIT powai post office have rakhi envelopes? Is this another kind of scam? So people have to pay more even for sending rakhis? Have been waiting for an hour for these people to confurm it's not available.

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

The trees are falling because all the roots have been killed by concrete. I mean, you can see in the videos and the images. This is just rampant construction coming back to bite us in our ignorant asses.

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

@SwiggyCares

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

Super interesting experience with @Swiggy customer support today.
I had ordered Eggs Benedict from Poetry by Love and Cheesecake. And it came with what seems to be a garnishing of hair (of course i have images, but I'll spare you).
I raised it to @SwiggyCares as a *black*

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

Should I upgrade twitter and get back to being an inveterate over sharer? At least it will keep my vocab intact. Instagram plays havoc with grammar.

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

I went for a murder mystery meet up yesterday, and apart from the alliteration, another interesting discovery was that I'm more interested in being right than in catching the killer.
The only murder I support is the one I can explain.

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

@SwiggyCares But you've carefully engineered this experience. This sounds very hypocritical lol.

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

It took me from 10.27 to 10.53 - a total of 26 minutes to get my money back. And then the customer rep calls me asking for feedback on the interaction. Well here's my feedback @Swiggy - don't be a dick.

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

And then, even more push back and a complete refund of 780 (which I calculated for her). The timeline of this is 10.45 to 10.53. So these are not exceptions which need approval, these are part of a manual and with clear escalation points and actions.

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

house, so it's not your dog?
That's a win win deal if I ever saw one. All the joy of dog ownershio with no liability at all. No wonder people love to feed street dogs and have psuedo relationships which do not involve any actual responsibility.

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

Strange concept of 'dog ownership' people follow in Mumbai.
Was passing by a woman and a dog with a collar, she was actively patting it, whenever the dog would walk a bit away she would call and it would follow command. Just generally looked like it was her dog.

[Grass toucher. @highheelswaali]

I passed with my kid and the dog approached her so I told that lady to 'put a leash on your dog'
And this woman goes 'it's not my dog'.
So you put a collar on it, feed it, teach it commands and only because it doesn't live with you, or rather you decline to keep your dog in your