Garic Goblinhewer

A dwarf in a sea of Internet trolls

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@rmharmon2004 Wait, what? How can you tell? I just looked at pictures trying to compare but I’m not getting it.

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@theerealtao Where does he say this?

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I grew up listening to a specific Christmas album my parents had. Over the years I’ve tried to find it but it’s hard to just Google Christmas songs and find a specific version. Anyway, this morning I found it which is why I’m listening to Christmas music in the kitchen in June.

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@dinahaddie If you’re happy with yourself, you’ve pretty much already won at life.

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@dinahaddie Please do. I can’t imagine you any other way.

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@BasedMikeLee Interesting, very similar challenge given by evangelical Protestants. My guess is, most will not reciprocate.

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@RonFilipkowski This is what he voted for. In fact if I recall the Electoral College vote, it is what the majority of voters from Utah voted for.

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I just saw the first rainbow I’ve seen in a while. Pretty faint but still nice to see.

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@dinahaddie You have to take the little slices of heaven wherever you can find them.

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@MAGACult2 Which fighters?

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@LittleMissLizz A bargain at twice the price. Or half the price, I don’t remember which.

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@Sharkusmore55 @idropFbombs 3.5 minutes always got you a soft boiled egg.

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@Larry_C_Fitz @dinahaddie Ok, Tenzing Norgay sounds like one of those fictional names like Kingsley Shacklebolt or Elon Musk.

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@wokebutrich @hemantmehta @luigifactory

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@dinahaddie @RickShag You kept us on edge all day…

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@kendrybird2 @Laurieluvsmolly @beyoncegarden He may not be gay but that mustache is definitely bi-curious.

[sami @samspainteacup]

Don't use AI to write your posts. Use your 3am psychotic breaks like a true artist

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@thatchapfella @sola_chad It also says a bunch of dead people got out of their graves and walked around Jerusalem. Strange how no historian thought it a significant enough event to record.

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@DeborahFord @NotHoodlum Now you get it. Ideally to become fully eligible, people will work full time at which point they will make too much income and become ineligible.