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[lauren @holescandal]

You guys know the psychos who drink milk with their dinner…. But have you ever met someone who drinks WATER with their OREOS ????!!! Jail. Prison.

[lauren @holescandal]

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[lauren @holescandal]

Me watching De’Angelo Russell take ANOTHER shot at a 3:

[lauren @holescandal]

The ones who volunteer to ride shotgun in an Uber, when the back is full, are my kind of people… I mean, I’m not riding in the front but I appreciate those that do.

[lauren @holescandal]

@hot404found Stopppp… your body is flawless ✨

[lauren @holescandal]

like these children bought large popcorns just to dump it all over the ground!

[lauren @holescandal]

I AM SICK AND TIRED of these tiktok’s that people keep making for #AnyoneButYou and they’re always making a mess, dropping popcorn, whatever. and then @sydney_sweeney reposting them so people KEEP DOING IT.
STOP MAKING A MESS IN PUBLIC FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO CLEAN UP!

[lauren @holescandal]

i truly need starbucks to stop calling it “kids temp” when i ask for it warm. that is CHUGGING temp because im an ADULT. thank yewwww.

[lauren @holescandal]

@_Oh_Bee prioritizing my sleep in my comfy bed, with my sound machine and my humidifier, and my sleep mask

[lauren @holescandal]

the prettiest sisters always have the ugliest brothers

[𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🌷 @nottydesignss]

I don’t know who needs to here this but um…that was exactly their intentions. They meant to do that. They are aware.

They knew it was you they did it to.

[lauren @holescandal]

why is turning on the oven ALWAYS the first step in a recipe??? i am never ready for the oven on time!

[lauren @holescandal]

“strawberry girl make up”? you mean my naturally flushed cheeks?

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i can tell by how my starbucks drink tastes if a bisexual made it or not

[lauren @holescandal]

never trust a man with a ponytail

[lauren @holescandal]

every white man has a dog named “koda” and they think they’re original for that

[lauren @holescandal]

why is it that your friends always have a better selection of clothes than what you currently have

[lauren @holescandal]

every time i fill out on of those annoying medical history forms, and i check “no” to everything, i realize how fortunate i am and that i’m actually doing okay

[lauren @holescandal]

guys with blonde facial hair give me the ick