Holly Brockwell

Tech, cats, cat-tech & being catty about tech. Basically I'm a writer who also runs a cat rescue. Well, I do have a lot of mice.

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Honestly I'm looking forward to finding out who sues us for copyright infringement because I have no clue where I stole some of the tunes from

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Considering starting a Eurovision-style thing for the songs we make up about our cats.

The You're-A-Weirdo Song Contest

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Entries from me include:

Bertly Bertly Bertly Bertly Bertly Bert
The Best Bumbum (There's Ever Beed)
Cakey Bakey
The Tiny Pie song
Buttery Club
She's A Motherfuckin' Carpet

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Have I been on the internet too long or does this clock resemble *that* picture

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@TheBossnME That's awful. I'm sorry.

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I would REALLY like to see the cat road collisions petition actually get somewhere this time. Two weeks left to get it over the 100k line so ministers can't just shrug and go "nah that's just for dogs" as they have previously.

Please sign and share:
https://t.co/rpjp8L1L5M

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(I have not been to M&S Food or Weston-super-Mare, I am sitting at home looking at a map and apparently thinking of stupid jokes)

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M&S Food is out of scones.

That's not just a mare. That's a Weston-super-Mare

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@kamaFever I mean he's got the moustache for it

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When I said "give the baby a bottle," this is not what I meant!

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This week, I discovered that people who study ancient whales call themselves 'whaleontologists.'

This has made me considerably chippier

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@willbeers @rosecoloredmeg_ 😭😭 you're both so stylish. I love her glasses!

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Lady who's adopting a kitten: is there any chance we could come this weekend to meet little Mallow? My son is biting at the bit
Me: let me ask fosterer...
Fosterer: sure, as long as he's well behaved
me: she said it's fine as long as he's well behaved, how old is he?
Lady: 22

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okay okay i'll confirm he's still well behaved people jeez

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@willbeers This is beautiful

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It would be pretty on-brand considering I used to have an all-female tech site called Gadgette (RIP)

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Might start an all-female anti-AI company called Miss Anthropic

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Shout out to the excellent people in the vet's waiting room whose cats were called Radar and Sonar 👌

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lol it's just emailed the confirmation to the account it locked out

brilliant

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not me having to VPN TO ANOTHER COUNTRY to be able to book a third appointment on my vet's over-cautious website

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Coming soon, 'Always An Edge Case: the Holly Brockwell story' 😭😭😭