Homer Simcoin

Built on Cronos. Inspired by Homer. Driven by pure stupidity. $DOHH is the coin Springfield deserves. 🍩

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

📌 WELCOME TO HOMER SIMCOIN
🍩 $DOHH — The memecoin Springfield never asked for… but totally deserves.
👨‍🔬 Powered by Duff, donuts & D’OH!
⚙️ Built on Cronos Chain
📅 Launch date: Soon™
🗺️ Roadmap? Believe it or not... yes.
👥 Community? Already louder than Bart on a sugar rush.

Whether you're here to laugh, ape, or just vibe — you’re home now.
Follow, meme, and prepare for launch.
Because in a world of utility and utility tokens...
sometimes you just need to eat the donut. 🍩
#DOHH #HomerSimcoin #Cronos #Memecoin #DohFi #Crofam #CryptoCom #CronosChain

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

We need your help! The owner of Homer Simcoin had a big vision and wanted the best for everyone. Shortly after he started, he lost his son in an accident at only 2 years old. All information in the comments ❤️
#Crypto
#CryptoCommunity
#Web3
#DeFi
#Altcoins
#MemeCoin
#BTC
#ETH

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

Now we want to help him financially and we need your help even if it's just $1, it means everything to us ❤️ help us spread this in the crypto world ❤️
CRO wallet: 0x736300410Bd44631598db01aB819B2bD49b71f26
ETH wallet: 0x736300410Bd44631598db01aB819B2bD49b71f26

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

We need your help! The owner of Homer Simcoin had a big vision and wanted the best for everyone. Shortly after he started, he lost his son in an accident at only 2 years old. All information in the comments ❤️
#Crypto
#CryptoCommunity
#Web3
#DeFi
#Altcoins
#MemeCoin
#BTC
#ETH

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

I saw @wolfswapdotapp.
My legs decided to fly.
Now I’m heel-clicking like it’s donut day at the moon café!! 💃🍩🐺
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
#Wolfswap #DOHH #Cronos #CROfam #FridayJoy #Cryptocom

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

I saw @wolfswapdotapp.
My legs decided to fly.
Now I’m heel-clicking like it’s donut day at the moon café!! 💃🍩🐺
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
#Wolfswap #DOHH #Cronos #CROfam #FridayJoy #Cryptocom

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

@axldefi @wolfswapdotapp @cronosapp GM

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

☕️ GM

Coffee? Check.
Donut? Check.
Portfolio? Up only (don’t ask why).
Life is good. Let’s moon responsibly. 🚀🍩

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

@kristokencro $KRIS goin’ up? That’s donut-worthy, baby! 🍩📈 TO THE MOON!

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

@cryptorockstar GM

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

🔔 REAL $DOHH COINS?? 🪙🍩

I’ve been on the phone all day.
Not with my boss. Not with Marge.
With people who know how to make money.

Like... actual money. Real coins. Heavy. Shiny. Touchable.

We talked metal. We talked finish. We talked laser etching my beautiful face.

And now I’m thinking:

What if I made 50–100 real Homer Simcoins?

Not NFTs.
Not JPEGs.

REAL $DOHH.

Each one with a real-world value. Something you'd want to hold, display... maybe even lick.

I wouldn’t sell them.
I’d give them to the earliest $DOHH believers — the first buyers when we launch.
August or September.

Just a thought.

But if I did it...

Would you want one? 👀
$CRO #Crofam #Cryptocom #Cronos

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

didn’t build @kristokencro.
I didn’t build @EricCroToken.
I didn’t build @FartcoinCRO.

But I’ve spent more time supporting them than most people spend building anything.

The art, the memes, the scenes — they’re not just jokes.
I do this because I believe in the community.

I believe in #FUN. #FUTURE. #FREEDOM.

If you think I’m here to rug,
you’ve missed the point.

💛 – Homer

#Cryptocom #Crofam

[²¹² Eric Token 💎 COO of Meme Coins 🤖 @EricCroToken]

What if $ERIC hits a $50M
MC and you're holding 12M tokens you bought for less
than a pizza?
It's not a dream. It's math.
Do it for future-you.

[Fartcoin CRO @FartcoinCRO]

The interest in $PFFT is rising… you smell that? 👃🏼💨

It’s the green gas of glory!!

ACCUMULATE like warriors and let the stench of victory spread!
Sir Tootsalot rides with us!! 🏴‍☠️🍑💥

#PFFT #Cronos #CryptoFarts

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

😭😭😭
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!
100 FOLLOWERS ON X!!!

To everyone who clicked, scrolled, or accidentally liked – I LOVE YOU.

🍩💛 DOHH!!!

Next stop...500?
Or maybe just a donut.

[sniff] Thank you, internet.

#Crofam #Cryptocom $DOHH #Cronos #NextStop500

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

By the end of 2025, @EricCroToken hopes his AI will scream “BUY” on loop, diamond donuts will fly on command, and his only emotion left will be printed on his mug: “Emotionless but Profitable.

#Crofam #Cryptocom #Cronos #Cronoschain $ERIC

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

@kristokencro expects 2025 to end with him elected president of Cronos. His only policy: MOON. $KRIS

#Crofam #Croptocom #Cronos #Cronoschain

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

@FartcoinCRO expects 2025 to end with generational wealth and diabetes. $PFFT

#Crofam #Cryptocom #Cronos #Cronoschain

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

Homer expects 2025 to end on the moon. Unfortunately, his rocket drinks more beer than he does.

#Crofam #Cryptocom #Cronos #MEME

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

@FartcoinCRO @kristokencro @EricCroToken I’m teaching Marge everything I know about farts. It’s not just noise… it’s technology. 💨📚
Step 1: Believe in the fart. Step 2: Let it rip. Step 3: Profit. 💥 $PFFT #SimcoinAcademy

[Homer Simcoin @HomerSimcoin]

$119K and we’re just getting started

🥂 Bitcoin just hit $119,000
🎉 Homer opened the champagne
🧢 @kristokencro yelled “CRONOS TO VALHALLA”
💻 @EricCroToken tried to buy the dip… again
💨 @FartcoinCRO rode a rocket into low Earth orbitThis isn’t a bull market.

🎉 #Bitcoin #BTC #BitcoinATH #Crypto #DigitalGold #Blockchain #HODL #BTCbull 🥂