Meeral

fuck it! send

[Meeral @Homewrecker007]

We found love in a hopeless place...... we found....

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

Gosh dang it to heck! It’s the

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

I want my bachelor party to be a black tie event at the Cracker Barrel

[Kvy_kev 🌻🌻🌻🇨🇦 🇲🇽 @Kvy_kv]

I need a new toaster. Mine has two settings: WTF is it even on, and Viking funeral.

[Meeral @Homewrecker007]

Can pirates fake arrrrgassms?

- I’ll see myself out now

[Words in a Comet ☄️ @returningcomet]

How tall is your ego?

[Jackson @kerouac741]

Does anyone know which door opens up to the sex?

[Avogadro’s House of Moles @schumoo]

At first I thought I had a lazy eye and then realized it’s my whole body.

[Nutella @NutttyV]

According to this frozen pizza box I’m a family of 4

[Avogadro’s House of Moles @schumoo]

You’re empowered.
You’re strong.
Can you help me move this weekend?

[Cup ☕f Joe. @I_Bl33d_Purple]

At my age, you get irritable people syndrome.

[Cup ☕f Joe. @I_Bl33d_Purple]

I like you better in dark mode.

There, I said it.

[Cup ☕f Joe. @I_Bl33d_Purple]

If she doesn't run a yellow light, she won't do that thing you like.

[🎺Binyomin Scheiman 🎺 @BinyominS]

Inclined to be refined

[CrazyAF⚜️ButCute @CrazyAF_ButCute]

Taco bell drive thru packed like you thirsty asses looking for nudes

[Big Minge Energy 🇨🇦 @CrownsAndThings]

Twitter is where your self respect goes to die.

[𝔹𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕫 @ExLife_Coach]

My superpower is saying the wrong thing at the right time.

[Meeral @Homewrecker007]

Is it just me or is every tweet on my TL about sex?

[Meeral @Homewrecker007]

I wish my sex life was as freaky as my Twitter TL is