David Gooch

I am tired all the time. Fun fact a doctor told me I have the digestive system of a 75 year old alcoholic. hooray. I'm fun at parties.

[David Gooch @HonourableDavid]

@fwtimini Have happy childhood dreams.

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@fesshole Doing the lord's work

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@kaavyya About 9 years ago, I was working for a company I'd worked for for a while. Just in the process of buying a house. Getting a new job. Eating steak and not worrying too much about the next world war. Or AI or all the other worries. It was a better time.

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Over stimulating engagements leave me exhausted and close to full panic. And their questions are how many times a week does this happen? As little as possible because I dont enjoy that. Well you dont qualify. Like I have to be in sever panic mode 4 time a week on purpose. Mate.

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Applied for PIP in December. They said no. Haven't had a job since January. Just got a call to tell me they are reviewing my mandatory (FUCKING MANDATORY) revaluation of my case. If you know me you know im not a social being. I leave the house when I am chaperoned and forced to.

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@anon_opin That's me then. 6'2 with a 32" leg.

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Just heard a new song by Electric call boy and some band called the offspring. Feel like they definitely might get bit after this.

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never know what to put when it comes to sexual identity on job apps. I suppose technically im bi, but am with a lady. So Im straight out of habit. So maybe I should put bi. Because I have zero diversity else going for me. English, tall, incredibly handsome, charming, humble. Etc

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@Jaack To the point where 'influencer' is a job role to aspire to.

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@Jaack On person killing someone whilst under the influence is awful. But people dying en mass because services are under funded seems worse, but that still happens. By the people in charge, setting a precedent for younger easily influenced people.

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@fesshole @_theface @Kalex591 might start telling my support people i do stuff like this on my mental health walks. See how they react.

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All my trauma is so effectively spread out during the whole year, but body never really gets a proper chance to recover. Is super convenient.

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@_theface Cheers man.

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Found an online job that seemed sketchy at first. But so far it's okay. I'm a financial assistant for a crypto thing. Call me a finance bro. Bro. Wild career ride Dave. Tell me about it.

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Watching 'margos got money troubles' and the mum character is brilliant. Relatable. And hopefully a lesson to people.

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So yeah. For the first time the UK gets my vote. Followed by Serbia. #Eurovisión2026

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So 'ohh yahh' one more time dude. Please. #Eurovisión2026

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Fermenting fruits in to delicious drinks is going well. 3 days fermenting mixed berry's, I have made the most delicious, healthy laxative know to mankind. Have already started the second batch.

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Currently coming off of the end of a diverticulitis flare up. Just remember look after your body kids. It can be brutal out there.