Hooplah Jones

I respect your opinion, but you’re wrong.

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@swiperdafox_ Loser? No shot. This is the American dream 🇺🇸

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@DaTank24 AMERICA FIRST 🇺🇸

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Want to shoutout @DaTank24 tonight, if he were the president he’d make every American rich. He has my endorsement.

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@GeorgieBoy1324 No shame in getting a little creative on a Friday before a long weekend. That’s baseball.

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@privateweasel Fair point, Weas. To each their own.

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Might be a hot take, but I’m very out on automatic toilets. They always have me on edge; I never know if and when they’re gonna flush. They have a mind of their own. Especially when I’m dropping a log, I don’t want that water splashing up while I’m sitting down. Awful invention.

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@WWagersCapping Sorry for getting to this so late, Willy.

It’s called the Wild West for a reason, fella. Just a bunch of monsters with their foot fully down on the pedal the whole game going up against some real poopoo-caca goaltenders. Hell of a product, though.

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Looking forward to the day when someone else’s hard work puts money in my pocket.

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@ButcheyMagnus BOL

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@GeorgieBoy1324 Nothing connects quite like an afternoon slice and Diet Coke. Just gets you up and moving around for a few minutes mid-work day. So long as it doesn’t cost more than a few bucks #KeepItSimple

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Hang it in the Louvre #NHLBruins

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@DaTank24 Those people are smart enough to build nuclear bombs and solve every complex math equation imaginable, yet have equal common sense to that a down syndrome toddler. Hey Delta, do us all a favor send those narrow-eyed fucks to the back of the plane! #TankHooplah2028 🇺🇸

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If the #NHLBruins getting absolutely worked didn’t already make me want to kill myself the feed immediately cutting to the Liberty Biberty commercial definitely did.

[Willy Wagers @WWagersCapping]

I just watched #47 go after the goalie.

Reminds me a lot of myself and the way I would play.

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@privateweasel Great analysis, Weas. Couldn’t agree more. B’s were flat tonight, plain and simple.

Huge game on Sunday. Need all four lines to contribute if we want a chance - can’t just rely on our goalie to keep us in it the whole series. Go B’s!

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@privateweasel @GeorgieBoy1324 👀

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@VinDaGooch That’s porn fella.

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Boots on the ground tonight. Tickets are on Marat 🐀

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@GeorgieBoy1324 @privateweasel This is a goddamn travesty, Georgie. What happened to this country?