abbs 𓆏

born at a very young age

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

I understand why her husband divorced her now

[Between Clean Sheets | Cheyenne @btwncleansheets]

If you never illegally downloaded any of tonight’s songs from limewire, I don’t want your opinion on the halftime show.

[Ryan Mura @RyanMura]

going from two decades of tom brady to patrick mahomes

[macklin @saintmacklin]

Need this on a t-shirt so freaking bad

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

2020
• Leap Year
• Trump vs Biden election
• Chiefs beat 49ers in the Super Bowl
• World shut down by pandemic a month later

2024
• Leap Year
• Trump vs Biden election
• Chiefs beat 49ers in the Super Bowl
• World shut down by ________ a month later

[chey⚡️ @meloismone]

usher left off dj got us fallin in love, daddy’s home and somebody to love..

[Becca @beccasbraves]

Me in the outfield seats on a Sunday afternoon at Truist

[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

People over 25 when Ludacris came out during the halftime show

[ya momma hoe ‼️ @RickRossPizza]

They said Wiz Khalifa looks like Roger from American Dad and I can’t unsee it 😂🤣

[r ⭐️ @rispisss]

i’m fucking crying right now 😭😭😭

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

just found out i’ve been receiving strokes from ants these little mfs are so eviI

[ØSØ @OsoBlanc0]

Real?

[Kevin Keneely @KevinKeneely1]

“Dad, what was Ron Washington like as the Braves third baseman coach”

[mayor of gooftown, usa @arthoesydnip]

I play this silly little game with myself where I make sense of license plates as if they’re acronyms and let me just say, there are a lot of ‘blow job peanut butter’ out in the world and they just don’t know it

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

When I worked in a Starbucks drive-thru, the best-case customer scenario was when someone was reasonably friendly and left a tip. The worst-case scenario was basically this

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Glizzy overdrive has evolved