Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

Son of Stoick the Vast and Valka. Chief of Berk. First Viking ever to befriend and train a dragon. Husband to Astrid Haddock and father to Nuffink and Zephyr.

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@molestyurinekos Pepsi is better

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@molestyurinekos Low-key kinda ngl

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@molestyurinekos Oo can I join?

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@molestyurinekos Damn… what did I do?

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@molestyurinekos My apologies, won’t message you

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@molestyurinekos I ain’t do nuthin 😔

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@molestyurinekos Uh oh what makes you think that?

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@molestyurinekos Sorry! It’s for your own good though trust me

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@molestyurinekos Genuinely don’t

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@molestyurinekos Do. Not.

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@molestyurinekos Probably desensitisation

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@molestyurinekos My advice would be no

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@molestyurinekos Very good artist!

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@sxgardipped @molestyurinekos Eyes on the road bro

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@molestyurinekos Can I borrow like 5 bucks

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@molestyurinekos Damn that’s good

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my girl a minion she said “bello!” when my banana gru

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@molestyurinekos Aw fuck is it that time already?
Going straight down now.

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@molestyurinekos What happened?