im a hot mess

• R.I.P. my fangurl account ~ transforming this to a secret account •

[im a hot mess @hotmess247]

whenever owns this tiny spoon , Can I get your dealers number , I ain’t need a spoon when I have a pink nail and/ or my key 🤪

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

Someone left this at my apartment. What could they POSSIBLY be eating with this tiny of a spoon???

[im a hot mess @hotmess247]

Someone put a hit in me ... um I didn’t know that shit was real only in movies but I guess imma be a victim soon

[im a hot mess @hotmess247]

pay for this for me and you’ll get a picture of me in it when it comes 😉
#cashappme #venmome #paypigs #findom #picsformoney https://t.co/rkA9u5Ps3e

[Frankies Bikinis @FrankiesBikinis]

Over the years a lot of you have asked for a high waisted bottom from us to feel your most comfortable..well, ask & you shall receive! Introducing the “Jenna” set in neon pink rib available for preorder on June 15. Fits like a glove and doesn’t squeeze you in any weird places! xx

[im a hot mess @hotmess247]

the fact that I lost the only guy best friend I was actually close with because his girl thinks I’m trying to steal him from her ... it’s okay boo I’m not trying to take him I like my mans dark

[im a hot mess @hotmess247]

goes to message a friend and his girlfriend flipped out and talk shot about me and said
“What is her intentions”
... I just notice now I’m blocked on everything he has

[im a hot mess @hotmess247]

When you lose the first guy you were ever interested in and agreed to stay as friends 😭 and then you find the picture of the first time you slept over �� it kills me we don’t have a connection but kills me more when he tells me I’m beautiful bc to him I’m not

[im a hot mess @hotmess247]

If anyone wants to give me advice what to do because I want to drop this kid but I can’t

[im a hot mess @hotmess247]

Issue- still have feelings for this one guy and he friendzone me and literally I keep hitting him up and shit and then my friend tells me he snapped her asking her to come over and let him eat her out ... 1. She’s gay 2. She’s not interested 3. He told me he was at the gym 🙄

[im a hot mess @hotmess247]

I haven’t been on this account really since 2014 ...

[im a hot mess @hotmess247]

Overall bad college shit 4:
16. Gained more than the freshmen 15 , more like the freshman eat double your body weight

[im a hot mess @hotmess247]

Freshman year of college was a shit show for me ... ( a thread )

[im a hot mess @hotmess247]

Overall bad college shit 3:
15. Wasted all my money for the semester within the first 2 months and then wasted my whole savings the next month leaving me the last month of the first semester broke and leading the next semester with no money