REAL HOVE PROBS

some of the daily issues Hove girls must face

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going into Brighton and being shitted on by a fucking seagull, and thinking why God hates you so much

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dropping your phone, screaming and praying your baby hasn't smashed

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Its 16 to have sex but 18 to watch porn...great logic

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everyone loves a bit of fake tan

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when hove park introduced the gym equipment and you could never get a go because there were so many people and now no one gives a fuck

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the seven dials is the biggest pile of wank now

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Cafe Nero on George street has turned into a dog park

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i know fuck all about politics but i'm going to tick any box other than the green party after they've ruined Hove

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having to wake up 30 minutes earlier because Hove is now a 20mph zone and it takes twice as long to get anywhere

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we don't need anymore cycle lanes in Hove or Brighton

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the green party have ruined the old shoreham road...does anyone see any fucking bikes??

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spending all your money on taxi's just to get from Hove to Brighton, even before your night starts

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this page has been taken over by a real Hove girl, not that an ultrarich bitch x sorry if anyone got offended by her x

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THE 81 FUCKING BUS 😡😡