Jungle Jim!

The man of countless nicknames. I help design cool theme park and water park things. Thoughts are my own.

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

Everyone in every fandom has too many publicly posted opinions. No more please, we’ve seen enough

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

Jimmy’s Way-Too-Critical Mai Tai Review: Fife Arms @ Braemar, Scotland

Wedding Mai Tai in the highlands. No matter what this is a 10/10

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

Jimmy’s Way-Too-Critical Mai Tai Review: Otto’s Highdive

Rhum Agricole, Coruba Jamaican Rum, Orgeat, Curaçao, lime

Verdict: Slammin’. No better place to trust than a place like Otto’s. Tart lime punches through the funky Jamaican rum for a unique flavor

9.8/10 go to Otto’s

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

Jimmy’s Way-Too-Critical Mai Tai Review: @HansonsShoeShop Edition

Mai Tai: traditional ingredients and DEFINITELY no pineapple

Verdict: Off-menu order, but the peeps at Hanson’s are always down to go off menu and always kill it. Balanced and rummy

9.2

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

Jimmy’s Way-Too-Critical Mai Tai Review: Wusong Road @ Cambridge, MA

PHENOMENAL Mai Tai. A great orgeat/curaçao/lime balance and the rums really punched through. Presentation was great, and the overall space was incredible

Verdict: 9.2/10

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

The Bills broadcast in the UK is so incredibly English. Any ad break becomes some game show bit. Infinitely better than endless gambling ads

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

@quartertojoey His lead paint-stare fooled me

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

A guy on my plane is just watching Subway Surfers. No side-by-side content.

Just. Subway Surfers.

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

The moment I can conveniently get Buffalo staples in Orlando, I will become insufferable

“Great, Jimmy brought Rootie’s and Bison Dip again”

[Joe Bruno @JoeBrunoWSOC9]

People are flocking to the “Taste of Upstate New York” section of the new Charlotte Wegmans. The store is officially open

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

Go Bills

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

Sure, I have to pay an extra $40 for my WDW pass, but now I get to ride Rock’n’Roller Coaster to the Muppets singing Holiday Road

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

Still one of the worst sporting events experiences I’ve ever had, though. The Trop is the bottom of a shoe when looking at other stadiums

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

Went to a Rays game two years ago and they didn’t even sell tickets for the top. Genuinely happy to see the team celebrated during this run

[Kyle Burger @kyle_burger]

Packed to the top of The Trop

#ForTampaBay

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

Crypto bros truly can only further ruin things. Private Equity: The Person

[Coinbase 🛡️ @coinbase]

Your binder is about to get a major upgrade.

Rip packs on your phone.
Every pull backed by a real, physical card.
Vault it or ship it.

Soon on Coinbase.

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

Oh we’re so back, Go Bills

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills.

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

@JordanAHill Glad you can revel in its memory with me now

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

@beccasmallworld Hand crafted by God himself

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

@Disruptoid Still love my Air 🥰

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

People who claim anything they don’t like is Gen AI are just as, if not more, cooked as people who use it

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

I am healed. Shooting Star Summit on infinite loop

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Now on #NintendoMusic—notes made from music and from paper! 🎵

Listen to songs from Paper Mario today: https://t.co/TB0UGieE8w

[Jungle Jim! @howwestuit]

Crazy to me that there exists people whose whole life is centered around complaining about everything and anything just for clicks