Ryan

5’7 but I identify as 6’9 😜

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At CVS texting my bros

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Yeah can I get a cold brew with a splash of breast

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Who says men don’t buy flowers

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Waving thanks to the Waymo that let me merge

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Beat my record 900ml

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Pretty impressive I kno

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Only crunchable chocolate allowed in my ice cream

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Guy who eats pussy with a headlamp on

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You’re in her DMs I’m farting on her when she’s big spoon

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Guy who confuses Boss Baby with Babygirl

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Bring back metrosexual

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All hogs are big dicks not all big dicks are hogs

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Why not love is deaf

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Me after upsizing my testicular implants

[CTV News Toronto @CTVToronto]

Times Square has a dazzling new ball for the New Year’s Eve drop — and it’s the biggest yet https://t.co/9XX6EK9RnT

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The SpongeBob Movie to The Melania Movie double feature

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Hot guy on bus reading Everybody Poops

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More like damn I bleeding fissure

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Straggot taking his little hoops out to fight

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Merplennial

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Love a bimbo playing skee ball

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Anyone else getting really into pinapple recently