🛸 Kevin 👽 Jones 🛸

Not a Reptilian | Intergalactic Freedom Fighter | Rational #BBN/#WhoDey Fan | Abducted & Probed Once, All Other Times Were Voluntary | nWo 4-Life

[🛸 Kevin 👽 Jones 🛸 @HumanKevinJones]

@spitfire1234566 @REDACTEDJokes @uncledoomer I’m an American & wouldn’t mind a paid day off to stay home & crank hog 🤷

[🛸 Kevin 👽 Jones 🛸 @HumanKevinJones]

@jackito80 @FreddyLA7 He simply stated someone ripped clothes off wanting to fight someone who wasn’t there (Trump). If I went to a foreign country & saw someone doing that & I posted it happened, it doesn’t mean I’m defending the person the wacko is wanting to fight.

[🛸 Kevin 👽 Jones 🛸 @HumanKevinJones]

@jackito80 @FreddyLA7 He’s a tourist experiencing America for the first time. Maybe walk a mile in his shoes before assuming the worst about him.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

It’s like a GTA lobby, one person next to us taking off his shirt and declaring war on Donald Trump while another person is moonwalking across the platform.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Ngl riding the metro in Atlanta is a bit scary. If any of you guys are going to a game there, I’d probably recommend getting an Uber instead.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The holy land

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[Dave Meltzer @davemeltzerWON]

Must be incorrect. Pentagon has always been Cero Miedo,

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Trump says he didn’t promise no new wars….here’s a compilation of Trump campaigning on no new wars

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[🛸 Kevin 👽 Jones 🛸 @HumanKevinJones]

Urkel pulled Myra. I take this as a compliment.

[Jimmy Da Chef @PizzaGuyKyle]

@HumanKevinJones @danorlovsky7 This fucking guy in my mentions lmaooooo fuck outta here Caucasian Erkel

[🛸 Kevin 👽 Jones 🛸 @HumanKevinJones]

@PizzaGuyKyle @danorlovsky7 Brother, AJ Brown alone clears that entire WR room.

[Mark Chalifoux @markchalifoux]

I’m so much stronger than I used to be. 20 years ago it was a STRUGGLE to carry $100 of groceries and now I can do it with one hand

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

This is actually true. When it comes to Trump, things always just sort of work out in the end.

I believe this is because God has chosen Trump for this moment to save the nation. It's not just Trump. It's God's plan.

Why Trump?

Read the Bible. God always chooses men like Trump. He loves a redemption arc.

[Kyle Tucker @KyleTuckerCBB]

I love college sports. My career depends on them.

And still, I cannot wrap my mind around our federal government, at this moment in world history, spending a single second of its time on college sports.

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

This will be a battle for the future of America. Choose your fighter:

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It's almost like the United States has no President - we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone!

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Imagine smoking shit this good.