🇮🇳Humour Hindustani🇮🇳

🙏भारतीय¶Proud of our PM¶भारत पहेले¶
Sarcastic Chatter about current affairs¶
Don't care what others think abt my RTs¶

[Aditi Raval 🇮🇳 @aditiraval]

Dear Ather Energy, if you ever need help writing “correct Gujarati,” let me know.

I’m using the word help so you don’t think I’m pitching.

It’s not रिश्ता, it’s સંબંધ (संबंध) 🙏🏻

It’s kind of an insult to our mother tongue when you don’t do a proofcheck before publishing. And as a Gujarati-medium student, it hurts even more. We Gujaratis respect every mother tongue, and we may make mistakes while speaking Hindi or Gujarati. But when it comes to publishing an ad, no brand should take any language for granted.

Respect all mother tongues.

[Aditi Raval 🇮🇳 @aditiraval]

It’s easy to become an influencer who’s always available for money and promotes anything. It’s harder to be a public figure who uses their brain, challenges narratives when needed, and works for the benefit of real audiences, not just sounding “well-funded.” Balance matters. Promote what adds value. Content should either create economic impact or spread knowledge. That’s why I respect creators who ruled mass media in their 20s and adapted powerfully to the digital era.

[🇮🇳Humour Hindustani🇮🇳 @HumorHindustani]

@MehHarshil @mamtan14 @ahmairport @AdaniOnline Looks like cost cutting measures are in place. It is indeed strange that Christmas decoration is still there. Or may be Was it to please the German chancellor?

[Ancient @Ashish86475106]

@promila_agarwal @yaajushi For the last 2 days I have been in Ahmedabad. I don't think any Indian city comes close to Ahmedabad in terms of quality of life, infrastructure, proper parking, negligible encroachment and wonderful people. The development is all across plus an excellent green cover.

[🇮🇳Humour Hindustani🇮🇳 @HumorHindustani]

@sardesairajdeep Sir, I am curious to know why did you delete this tweet? Just like you always do, you could have easily edited it nth time based on each negative comment! I am so sad that you gave in to trolls, I can't read those comments as you deleted the tweet itself. #BMCResults2026

[DEVEN BHOJANI @Deven_Bhojani]

Announcement: RELEASE DATE of my Gujarati film “Dhabkaaro” (Heartbeat) 🤟

From the soul-stirring HELLARO to the heartfelt UMBARRO,
National Award–winning filmmaker Abhishek returns with #DHABKAARO

In cinemas from 1st May, 2026.

#gujaratifilm #gujju #newmovie #GujaratiCinema

[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

Elon Musk on Philanthropy:

“If you care about the reality of goodness rather than simply the perception of it, it’s extremely difficult to give away money well.

I have a large foundation, but I don’t put my name on it. In fact, I’ve said I don’t want my name on anything. The biggest challenge I find with the foundation is trying to give money away in a way that is truly beneficial to people.

It’s very easy to give money away in a way that creates the appearance of goodness. It is very difficult—extremely difficult—to give money away for the reality of goodness.”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We are building Grokipedia @xAI.

Will be a massive improvement over Wikipedia.

Frankly, it is a necessary step towards the xAI goal of understanding the Universe.

[🇮🇳Humour Hindustani🇮🇳 @HumorHindustani]

@theskindoctor13

[🇮🇳Humour Hindustani🇮🇳 @HumorHindustani]

@adarshahgd It is because the brain processes music memory differently than other memory and speech. It's possible that a specific part of the brain is not damaged, which is helping her recollect the songs.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Gratitude to Jana Shakti.

I am truly overwhelmed by the countless wishes, blessings and messages of affection that have poured in from across the nation and overseas. This affection strengthens and inspires me. I thank the people for the same.

[🇮🇳Humour Hindustani🇮🇳 @HumorHindustani]

પ્રિય @narendramodi જી,
આપના જન્મ દિવસ પર આપને ખૂબ ખૂબ શુભકામનાઓ. પ્રભુ તમને દેશ ની સેવા કરતા રહેવા માટે સ્વસ્થ અને સલામત રાખે તથા ભારત દેશ ની બધી જ મુશ્કેલીઓ ને લડવા ની શક્તિ આપે તેવી પ્રાર્થના અને શુભકામના. આપના નિસ્વાર્થ સેવાભાવ બદલ હૃદય થી આભાર.

[The Khel India @TheKhelIndia]

INDIA'S NATIONAL ANTHEM IN UZBEKISTAN 🥹

- Vaishali clinched the Women's Grand Swiss Trophy & Qualified for Candidates 2026! 🙌

[The Khel India @TheKhelIndia]

🚨 IT'S HISTORY GETTING CREATED FOLKS 🤯

INDIA'S ANANDKUMAR VELKUMAR IS THE WORLD SPEED SKATING CHAMPION 2025!🏆

He becomes First Ever India to win the GOLD Medal in 1000m Sprint at World C'ship 🏅

IT SHOULD BE HEADLINE OF INDIAN SPORT! 🇮🇳

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

It was responsibility of both the govt and the BCCI to ensure India does not play Pakistan in Asia Cup. They failed.

Now the choice is yours: either shrug it off with “if they don’t care, why should I” and watch, or refuse to watch and make a statement.

I hope you choose the latter. Don’t watch, neither on TV, nor online, nor through apps. Don’t even engage when cricket accounts post live scores or hype the match as it gets “interesting.”

Refusing to engage is a small act for each of us, but together it becomes a powerful statement that neither the govt nor the BCCI can ignore. Let silence be the rebellion.

[Hockey India @TheHockeyIndia]

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗔𝘀𝗶𝗮! 🏆🇮🇳🔥

India reign supreme at the Hero Asia Cup Rajgir, Bihar 2025 with a stellar campaign to lift the crown — their fourth Asia Cup title. 👑

#HockeyIndia #IndiaKaGame #HumseHaiHockey #HeroAsiaCupRajgir

[Nirmala Sitharaman Office @nsitharamanoffc]

The companies have to immediately take steps to update their systems so that the new rates are reflected.

From 22nd September the new rates should be picked up by their systems for generating invoices.

Secondly, they have to ensure that rate cut benefits are passed on to consumers and they should not hold back any benefits accrued due to this rate cut, with themselves.

The department is closely monitoring price trends pre-cut and post-cut so that in case any kind of intervention is required, we will be ready to take that to ensure that benefits are ultimately passed on to consumers.

But, we are otherwise confident that industries on their own will pass on the benefits. These kinds of assurances are being given by various chambers and associations to us.

- Smt @nsitharaman in an interview to @timesofindia. #NextGenGST

[🇮🇳Humour Hindustani🇮🇳 @HumorHindustani]

@elonmusk The only difficulty I have is I don't have enough money yet to buy one. 😅

[Indian Football @IndianFootball]

🇮🇳 INDIA, here are your CHAMPIONS! 😍🏆

Onwards and upwards from here, #YoungTigresses! 🐯💪

#U17SAFFWomens2025 #IndianFootball ⚽

[Omar Abdullah @OmarAbdullah]

While in #Ahmedabad for a tourism event I took advantage of being here to get my morning run at the famed Sabarmati River Front promenade. It’s one of the nicest places I’ve been able to run & it was a pleasure to get to share it with so many other walkers/runners. I even managed to run past the amazing Atal Foot Bridge.