Hurried

I stream a lot

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

NO KINGS INCLUDES YOU BELGIUM #FUCKKINGLEOPOLD

[Ralph Vacchiano @RalphVacchiano]

Norway was recently ranked the 6th happiest country on Earth.

After some of their people spent the day at CitiField watching the Mets, they now rank 19th. 🇳🇴😢

[(Parody) FAX Sports: MLB @MLBONFAX]

Livvy Dunne was seen Snapchatting Brent Baty in the bottom of the first inning, per @TMZ

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Jalen Coker truthers watching him have a legacy game in the playoffs:

[Tom @tomvinall00]

Marco Silva gets given a team of 76 overalls every season and Fulham are never really in danger. Serious gaffer.

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

Baseball is meant to be watched in person

Football is meant to be watched on your couch

College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

[College Basketball Content @CBBcontent]

Just saw a kid trick or treating without a bag, best Alex Karaban costume I’ve ever seen

[katie ⋆⭒.⋆ @djowoll_]

the most fun thing you can do as a sports fan is have a truly mediocre athlete that you would die defending

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

Brooks Barnhizer on a basketball court with Kevin Durant 7 months after playing for 17-16 Northwestern is simply amazing

[woli @WolisWifesBF]

If David Stearns emphasizes defense and run prevention, then explain this.

I was able to sneak into his house last night effortlessly. Remember David, before we fortify the field, we need to fortify the home.

[PetersonIsKing @Peterson_IsKing]

Woke up this morning absolutely furious at William Shea for deciding that New York needed a National League baseball team after the Dodgers and Giants left

[Matt #OUT @MattTalkToEm]

To demonstrate how hard that ball was hit by Pete Alonso, I will be driving 116 mph into oncoming traffic after this game ends

[dianna @runwildkian]

the mets don’t deserve to make playoffs but i do, i deserve to make playoffs

[Phill @MeekPhill_]

Inject Brett Baty with the most illegal drugs we have in stock. We can not lose him

[Jalin Troutman @JalinTroutman35]

Some girl invited me over for “sex” last night but all she got was a lecture on Houston’s defensive efficiency.

November is almost here.

[up the Eustace🇺🇲 @dcfcnetti]

Everyone's better than Gio Reyna until it's time to be better than Gio Reyna

[Shanelowry1 @Shanelowry74748]

What y’all know about this banger

[NCAA Buzzer Beaters & Game Winners @NCAABuzzerBters]

The Curse of Ball Knowledge is knowing you will never win a Bracket Pool again

[Hurried @hurriedbike]

@nocontextfm1 ayberk karapo

[Matthew Leb @Leb_Zeppelins]

Super Bowl party is going to be real awkward this year when I keep changing the channel to SHU vs. DePaul.