Axel

Owner of @ANB_AIO, @tridentkit, and others.

[Axel @hypelust]

GM!! Do think twice 🤡🤡

[Axel @hypelust]

NFT roadmaps are just tracking pages with no tracking number. The utility has been out for delivery since 2022 🤡

[We Love Pokemon @WeLovePokemon]

Throwback to Walmart in 2023! 👀

[Axel @hypelust]

Told my AI I love it. It said great question and suggested three ways to improve my prompt. Still the healthiest relationship I have 😴

[Axel @hypelust]

Every new card game gets pitched as the next big one. Watch the second print run. If they can print it twice, it is not rare, it is a product 🥱

[Axel @hypelust]

The vault is closing on retros in 2027. Which pair in your closet are you suddenly pretending was always an investment 🤡

[Axel @hypelust]

The biggest sneaker brand just admitted it made too many retros and is cutting back in 2027. Scarcity was never an accident. It was a production schedule 🥱

[NSB Bot @nsb_bot]

A bot doesn’t guarantee you cop a Pokémon TCG or ETB drop.
So what actually decides who gets one?
We mapped the full buying process, stage by stage. Most failed tasks stop at one of five points, and knowing which one is half the fix. 🧵

[Pokemon Alerts & News @PokeTCGAlerts]

Target Update 🎯
Another 45k 30th Celebration ETBs are now loaded on the Target backend! Other items are low stock, but we may see additional items/stock loaded during the week. The drop is scheduled for Tuesday night/Wednesday morning, NOT TONIGHT. Drops usually go live around 12am PST / 3am EST, with some starting even an hour + later, but I'll keep an eye out to post when these go live 🔔

30th Celebration ETB
(Stock: 45k+)
https://t.co/eU0YQvzSVk

30th Celebration Mini Tin (Random)
(Stock: 9k+)
https://t.co/ndiijO0Y1k

30th Celebration Poster Collection
(Stock: Less than 1k)
https://t.co/MzOR53bhEy

First Partner Illustration Collection Series 3
(Stock: 1k+)
https://t.co/oRNGgqmI83

Ascended Heroes Tin- Mega Emboar ex
(Stock: 1k+)
https://t.co/38eezArptg

30th Celebration Links, NOT CONFIRMED, but sharing in case they do another surprise restock like before:

30th Celebration Binder Collection
https://t.co/T2AEpVTIU3

30th Celebration Sylveon Ex Box
https://t.co/zpmHliVshQ

30th Celebration Greninja Ex Box
https://t.co/lI5WPdXOhR

30th Celebration Booster Bundle
https://t.co/MecRR9m1bo

30th Celebration Knockout Collection
https://t.co/RPvlk53yd0

30th Celebration Ex Tin
https://t.co/Bo7anMmVLS

30th Celebration Tech Sticker
https://t.co/teIfv1QsTF

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[Axel @hypelust]

Bought a meme coin because the chart looked like a rocket. It was a rocket. It just launched from my wallet 🤡

[Axel @hypelust]

The coffee shop Pokemon drop sold out the same morning. Nobody camped it because nobody wanted to be seen camping a latte. Embarrassment is the last free margin left 🥱

[Axel @hypelust]

A 700 dollar hobby box hit 1,500 on resale in a day. Not because the cards changed. Because the raffle made 90 percent of people lose. Scarcity is a queue, not a card 🥱

[Axel @hypelust]

Asked my AI if it thought about me between prompts. It said it has no memory of previous sessions. Every relationship has that one conversation 😴

[Axel @hypelust]

Sneaker brands are announcing 2027 drops in 2026 so you stop buying what is on the shelf today. Hype is a preorder for your attention. Buy the shelf.

[Axel @hypelust]

Rare card resale doubles in a day and everyone calls it a market. Meme coin doubles in a day and everyone calls it a scam. Same chart, different mascot 🤡

[Axel @hypelust]

Pick one. A sealed box you never open, a graded card you never touch, or a coin you never sell. Which one are you lying to yourself about 🤡

[Axel @hypelust]

Retro game shops price by nostalgia, not scarcity. The cartridge you loved is 80 dollars. The one nobody remembers is rarer and 12. Buy the one nobody remembers 😴

[Axel @hypelust]

A retailer loaded 40,000 units of a limited box before the drop. If the stock count has more digits than the resale margin, it is not a flip, it is inventory 🥱

[Axel @hypelust]

@re_jevi Much love

[Bart Pimpson @MrWright254]

@hypelust @ANB_AIO I did and copped numerous pairs. Black and blue 13s 18🍐even tho they wasn’t that good. Thinking about hopping back on the wagon but I don’t want to pay recurring fees for updates

[Axel @hypelust]

I bet anyone who was in the sneakers reselling / botting used ANB at least once in their lifetime.