Evil Hyper

Your least favorite normal person | Currently safe guarding the old @

[Evil Hyper @hyperjack13]

This is not a troll account. Do not fact check me, I’m an analyst that is never wrong.

[Evil Hyper @hyperjack13]

@HyperISU Try not to exhale when he’s in😭

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🌪️Big Announcement🌪️

Introducing Weather Rewards!

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The ISU vs WVU 2026 Riot Bowl for no reason at all

[Evil Hyper @hyperjack13]

@IASTATEAD Say what you want, he was a great AD for his time

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Matt Campbell at halftime hearing that he will be tarred and feathered by the fans upon arrival

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Jimmy Rogers just showcased what he does in his free time.

Here’s his Minecraft build of JTS. Color it Cardinal looking amazing in it!!

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Antonio Brown subplot vs Mike Tomlin subplot

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Alright let’s get this ball rolling. Let’s color this app #Red’d. #ColorItCardinal’d

[Evil Hyper @hyperjack13]

Evil #Red’d #ColorItCardinal’d

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Breaking news, AP top 25 format since 2022 was leaked

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@HyperISU

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@HyperISU

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Looking good!

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Can we officially name the tunnel the players come out as the “Wind Tunnel”?

@CycloneFB @CycloneAlley @CycloneATH

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Iowa State in 2 Games has attempted 36 passes

For perspective the last time Iowa State averaged 18 pass attempts a game was 1994………….they went 0-10

Tyler Rohl HAS to call more passing plays

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Kansas QB for no reason at all

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🚨BREAKING🚨

Reports coming in that Florida State will be renaming Doak Stadium to Dark Stadium after today’s events

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I see the power guys also took a Labor Day off

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@HyperISU #hawks4LindseyClancy

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I’m fucking sorry WHAT DOES THAT SAY?!?!